Why aren't there that many missions with Shivans?

*ahem*

*strings banjo*

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Why aren’t there that many
Missions with Shivans?
And what is it on their insides?
Shivans are monsters
And also disgusting
They’re clear; They’ve got nothing to hide

In Bloody Bay
They crash landed and beat up
All the civilians, you see
That’s why we fight them
The Shivan Correction:
Arachnos, the Longbow and me.

They came from a space rock
At least that’s the theory
They tell in the Portal Corp lab
The public couldn’t care less
They just want to go home
With help from Numina and B.A.B.

In Atlas Park
They landed in the future
The Coming Storm they are, you see
That’s why we fight them
The Shivan Correction:
Arachnos, the Longbow and me.

All of them giant and green!
We know it’s likely an invasion!

Are you new to the game?
In Galaxy City
You’ll fight them to start your career
We don’t know what happens next
But we’ll keep on watching
Anyone know a good real life seer?

In Galaxy
It’s a new form of Shivan
Made from the concrete debris
That’s why we fight them
The Shivan Correction:
Arachnos, the Longbow and me.

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*golf clapping*

Well done.

The original is actually a pretty good song in its own right, but realizing the lead is being sung by a frog tends to weird many folks out.

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"How do you know you are on the side of good?" a Paragon citizen asked him. "How can we even know what is 'good'?"

"The Most High has spoken, even with His own blood," Melancton replied. "Surely we know."