Here's something I knocked out in a couple hours.
#508792 - Squash the Forum Bug!
Not a high-polish job, but you get to beat up Forum Bug, and trash his computer too if you feel like it.
Naturally, the forum bug just attacked me for opening up this thread.
@Doctor Gemini
Arc #271637 - Welcome to M.A.G.I. - An alternative first story arc for magic origin heroes. At Hero Registration you heard the jokes about Azuria always losing things. When she loses the entire M.A.G.I. vault, you are chosen to find it.
Persistent bugger, ain't he? 
I considered rigging it to respawn him several times around the map at random, then I remembered how annoying that was when I played through someone else's arc that did that.
Someone make a mission in which I get to kill the forum bug. You know, the one that auto-logs you out.
It may not solve anything, but I would run that mission and kill that bug with extreme prejudice!
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