Rookery Law and Order Weekend, the Puppeh on trial!
Your Honor, I, Radium Blight, will have to step down from the Defense team. My client has decided to seek representation from Ninja Lawyer of Funekoshi, Tamagawa, and Goldstein (FT&G). While I respect the will of the client, I do advise the representative of FT&G to pay due diligence to the facts of the case.
As my final statement as representative of the Defense, my client was framed for the "Donut/Coffee Spiking", as it is known in the media, and the facts will prove this. The Defendant will be proven innocent of these charges. And the love of Texas Pete Hot-Sauce is not proof, as the Prosecution would like you to believe, in guilt of such a horrible act against humanity. Humanity defined as those able to gain access to said donuts and coffee.
*sits alone in the jury box* We get coffee breaks right?
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
In Paragon City's war on crime, the people are represented by three seperate, yet equally important groups.
Well, equal in theory, anyway.
The police, who investigate crimes,
The attorneys, who prosecute the offenders,
And superheroes, who do all the crap the Police can't do because it's a violation of several constitutional rights.
These are their stories.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*steps up to the podium, slicks back her super spikey gelled hair and points off screen*
OBJECTION!!!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
Overuled AND sustained! Ha, a legal precedent!
Duly noted Davpa
Hallo NekoDaLawyerTramontaneLarkeryBunnyDavpaFeyFey
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
I am innocent! it was Sai!!!!!!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
Has the jury reached a verdict?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
We, the feline jury, find the defendant, Cien F. Puppeh, guilty on all charges! May he go without bacon for the rest of the week!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Pushes a judge's bench into the room, puts on black robes and hops into the seat.*
Hear ye, hear ya. The Rookery court is now in session, honorable Fedor T Sackperson presiding. We hear the charges this weekend against Cien Puppeh Feugos, for willfully assaulting donuts and coffee with hot sauce.
Who stands for the prosecution? And who stands for the defense? Do we have a plea? And who is our jury of his peers?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)