I Demand....

I demand Ice Cream

And sprinkles!

Okay I am willing to test and be certified to wear the Helper tag but only if I get the ice cream, chocolate syrup and the sprinkles..

PLUS I want a specially designed costume made available to all Helpers and a 6th costume slot so they don;t lose any of their other slots to maintain and wear their "100% Officially City Of X Helper Uniform".

I want 6 months of free access to the game.

I want the ability to open and slot all of the additional Incarnate powers NOW and when everyone else has them I want 3 more that only us helpers get so we is even MORE powerful..

After all we are the elite and all knowing HELPER SQUAD!


LOL .. okay I'm willing to negotiate. I'll settle for the ice cream, syrup and sprinkles.

Like the LFT flag system before it (not to be confused with the new LFG trial system), I suspect that we as the playerbase are ultimately going to kill it with disuse despite being a perfectly workable system. I rather hope that the Devs dont respond by making it a multicolored enigma you need a cheatsheet to read as they did with the LFT flag system though.

Very often now, I am seeing players who often serve the role of a Helper elect no title at all. Many of those using the Helper title I have seen ignore questions asked in local or broadcast in their vicinity.

Furthermore, it seems that some people have decided to use the purple Help Me coloring as some kind of stupid joke and spam false question noise and Is that near Atlas park? references - causing genuinely new players to be discouraged or drowned out and causing genuinely helpful veteran players to ignore chat because of the low signal to noise ratio. I really do not understand why people with years of time playing this game have decided that abusing this system is so funny. I suppose the funny part is outrage on the part of people like me, so in that case, bravo, good job on that guys.

I suppose if anyone cares to know, I personally haven't seen any of chat spam, though I haven't around in the last couple weeks. I also make it a priority to be patient with anyone that takes the time to send me a readable question, even though I'm not a particularly patient person. And I've gone out of my way to respond to Broadcast help questions, though I usually reply with a tell so as to not clog the channel.

That being said, there are some things I just outright ignore. If what they're asking about can be easily learned by playing the tutorial, I won't answer it. I also won't respond to a question that has too much l33t sp43k or however the hell people spell that now. If they aren't willing to type out actual words, I'm not going to listen to it. (Though I do try to be tolerant of a lack of punctuation and use of the beloved shift key. Just that replacing words or letters with numbers is a stupid practice.)

I think I can answer just about every general knowledge question, it's only with things like TFs and specific story arcs that I have problems with. Also, NPC locations. I'm terrible at navigating, though I can point newbies towards the area they're looking for most of the time. I have played every low level mission at least once, after. Altitis, y'know?

...SO! While we're making crazy demands, I'd like to suggest rainbow hair!