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Finally got around to cleaning up my PC and ran across this...

I don't think I've laughed as hard in-game as the night this was compiled.

heh

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Prince, Sam Jackson & Armorshot Productions present:


The Most Diabolical List of Animal Related Horror Flicks Ever Known to Man!


Rabid Weasel in a Rickshaw

Several sheep in a soapbox

Anaconda in a roller-skate

Sharks on a rollercoaster

Wolverine in a tissue box

Ninja turtle in a soccer helmet

Killer whale in a concession stand

Ferret in a fondue dish

Koalas on a candy cane

Fish on a Ferris Wheel

Komodo dragons on a short bus

Walrus on a conveyor belt

Walrus at Wal-Mart

Piranhas at a subway station

Lemur on a locomotive

Penguin in a red wagon

Mongoose at McDonalds

Angler fish in a Burger King

Panda in a parking lot

Roosters in a racecar

Lobsters in an observatory

Flamingo in a trash can

Flying squirrel in a coke can

Electric eel on a tennis court

Snapping turtle in a bowling alley

Snails in the shower

Humpback whale in SPARTAAAA!

Iguanas in the icebox


The world was not ready for: Walrus on a conveyor belt!

Even after hours of devastating carnage, the passengers were still unaware of… Komodo Dragon on a Short Bus! (a.k.a. – The vegetative special handicapped people on the less-than-long motorized moving apparatus being attacked by reptiles.)

Next year, you’ll DRIVE to GRANDMA’s: Lemur on a locomotive

An unimaginable nightmare that came from the very bowels of hell to paralyze the world with unconceivable horror and feed off a names darkest fears. It was evil in its purest form, it was… PENGUINS in a RED WAGON!

You thought Spyware and Norton’s was bad, but your IP address will never know what hit it when it faces the epic devastation of, MILLIPEDE IN YOUR INTERNETS!

It was a nameless horror from all time. A sight so terrifying no one could stand to look upon it. It was…. Hens in a Hand basket! (This film is not yet rated.)

More inspirational than “We are Marshal” and “Coach Carter”, on April 4th in theaters: Beavers in a Backpack. Based on a true story.

A tale that frightens Satan himself: Kittens on a Clothesline.

Just when traveling was safe! BABBAGE ON A TRAIN TRACK!

Just when homicide was getting unpopular in movies!! Gerbil in the Laundromat.

Just when things got comfy: Badgers in my Knickers!

Just when things got Nice and Warm… Velociraptor with a tube sock!

Sometimes, things ride up only so far: Silverback gorilla in a thong.

Hey, did you order yours with extra chaos?!! Piranhas on a pizza pie!

If you’ve seen “Cool Running’s”, then this WILL ROCK. YOUR. WORLD! Hedgehog in the Olympics.

Coming this summer from the producers of “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”, “Hostel” and “The O’Riley Factor”… a thriller for all ages: Tabby in a Two-Story!


 

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Sometimes, things ride up only so far: Silverback gorilla in a thong.

Hey, did you order yours with extra chaos?!! Piranhas on a pizza pie!

If you’ve seen “Cool Running’s”, then this WILL ROCK. YOUR. WORLD! Hedgehog in the Olympics.
D'oh!


"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q

 

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Ok, a few of these gave me a few chuckles. After reading far enough down, the humor had a cumulative effect, and then I got to these two back-to-back:

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Just when things got Nice and Warm… Velociraptor with a tube sock!

Sometimes, things ride up only so far: Silverback gorilla in a thong
And since I'm at work, I had to somehow contain the explosion of laughter.

A tube sock? Really? I can't help but imagine a Velociraptor in Red Hot Chili Peppers attire. Zikes!

The thong thing got "The thong Song" in my head, and now it won't go away!

All in all, very nice


 

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If you’ve seen “Cool Running’s”, then this WILL ROCK. YOUR. WORLD! Hedgehog in the Olympics.
It's been done.



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