For Armorshot in case he wanders thru :)
D'oh!
"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q
http://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54
that's all I have to say
Ok, a few of these gave me a few chuckles. After reading far enough down, the humor had a cumulative effect, and then I got to these two back-to-back:
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And since I'm at work, I had to somehow contain the explosion of laughter.
Just when things got Nice and Warm
Velociraptor with a tube sock!
Sometimes, things ride up only so far: Silverback gorilla in a thong |
A tube sock? Really? I can't help but imagine a Velociraptor in Red Hot Chili Peppers attire. Zikes!
The thong thing got "The thong Song" in my head, and now it won't go away!
All in all, very nice
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It's been done.If youve seen Cool Runnings, then this WILL ROCK. YOUR. WORLD! Hedgehog in the Olympics. |
Self Proclaimed KING of Radiation
My Post count is > Dave Winfield
The Smoking Lounge. Saturdays @ Midnight on The Switch
Finally got around to cleaning up my PC and ran across this...
I don't think I've laughed as hard in-game as the night this was compiled.
heh
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Prince, Sam Jackson & Armorshot Productions present:
The Most Diabolical List of Animal Related Horror Flicks Ever Known to Man!
Rabid Weasel in a Rickshaw
Several sheep in a soapbox
Anaconda in a roller-skate
Sharks on a rollercoaster
Wolverine in a tissue box
Ninja turtle in a soccer helmet
Killer whale in a concession stand
Ferret in a fondue dish
Koalas on a candy cane
Fish on a Ferris Wheel
Komodo dragons on a short bus
Walrus on a conveyor belt
Walrus at Wal-Mart
Piranhas at a subway station
Lemur on a locomotive
Penguin in a red wagon
Mongoose at McDonalds
Angler fish in a Burger King
Panda in a parking lot
Roosters in a racecar
Lobsters in an observatory
Flamingo in a trash can
Flying squirrel in a coke can
Electric eel on a tennis court
Snapping turtle in a bowling alley
Snails in the shower
Humpback whale in SPARTAAAA!
Iguanas in the icebox
The world was not ready for: Walrus on a conveyor belt!
Even after hours of devastating carnage, the passengers were still unaware of Komodo Dragon on a Short Bus! (a.k.a. The vegetative special handicapped people on the less-than-long motorized moving apparatus being attacked by reptiles.)
Next year, youll DRIVE to GRANDMAs: Lemur on a locomotive
An unimaginable nightmare that came from the very bowels of hell to paralyze the world with unconceivable horror and feed off a names darkest fears. It was evil in its purest form, it was PENGUINS in a RED WAGON!
You thought Spyware and Nortons was bad, but your IP address will never know what hit it when it faces the epic devastation of, MILLIPEDE IN YOUR INTERNETS!
It was a nameless horror from all time. A sight so terrifying no one could stand to look upon it. It was . Hens in a Hand basket! (This film is not yet rated.)
More inspirational than We are Marshal and Coach Carter, on April 4th in theaters: Beavers in a Backpack. Based on a true story.
A tale that frightens Satan himself: Kittens on a Clothesline.
Just when traveling was safe! BABBAGE ON A TRAIN TRACK!
Just when homicide was getting unpopular in movies!! Gerbil in the Laundromat.
Just when things got comfy: Badgers in my Knickers!
Just when things got Nice and Warm Velociraptor with a tube sock!
Sometimes, things ride up only so far: Silverback gorilla in a thong.
Hey, did you order yours with extra chaos?!! Piranhas on a pizza pie!
If youve seen Cool Runnings, then this WILL ROCK. YOUR. WORLD! Hedgehog in the Olympics.
Coming this summer from the producers of The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Hostel and The ORiley Factor a thriller for all ages: Tabby in a Two-Story!