The Super Bowl is a Nemesis Plot


Azure Lightstar

 

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My anonymous sources say that Christina Aguilera is actually a Nemesis replicant.

Her “national anthem flub” last night during the Super Bowl was really a carefully orchestrated plot to subtly destabilize the world economy. The plot involved shortening the length of the anthem by one line in order to decrease the overall time of the pre-kickoff, which ultimately caused financial ruin to those betting on the length of the pre-kickoff show.

There is also unconfirmed speculation at this time that the Black Eyed Peas were also Nemesis agents, as revealed by the mechanical delivery of their performance during the half-time show. This only strengthens the long time notion that Slash and other guitar greats are indeed Nemesis robots as well. Witnesses claim that the Nemesis are attempting to produce their own version of the Lost. The first prototypes appear to be a stylized version of the “TV-Heads”.

We should keep are guard up and (over the next few years) watch the players that were injured during the game last night. We saw them taken to the locker room for medical inspection, but they may have been taken to a secret Nemesis factory under the new stadium to be replicated. Stay vigilant everyone.

=D

~Azure


 

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Nothing to see here folks...move along...


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