Commercial Rivals
Hamburger!!!!!!!
silver or gold (jewelery)
Silver
Webster's or American Heritage?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Webster's (unabridged)
Chevron or Union 76

Chevron
Subway or Quiznos?
Quizno's (Jimmy John's trumps them both, though)
Sharpie or Prismacolor?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Sharpie,
Toasted Meatball Sub/ or non
Toasted!
Corvette or Mustang
Vette
Altoids or Mentos

Altoids for eating. Mentos for that bottle of Diet Coke.
Stoli or Smirnoff?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Smirnoff
Bloody Mary or Screwdriver
Screwdriver (I hate tomato juice)
Campbell's or Progresso soup

Campbell's
Halls or Fisherman's Friends
Halls
Strawberry or chocolate?
Chocolate
Schick or Gillette?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Chocolate
Russell Stover or Whitman's Chocolates
Allstate
Morgan Stanley or Merrill Lynch?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Merrill Lynch
Buy or sell?
Buy
Dollar General or Everything's a Dollar?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Dollar General
Visa or MC?
Visa
Foster Grant or RayBan sunglasses

Ray-bans
Galoshes or gumboots?

<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Galoshes
One-A-Day or Centrum vitamins

Centrum
White or Whole Wheat
fluorescent corkscrew light bulb
Hamburger or hot dog?