How awesome is your main?

My Main these days is Operative Tessa my nasty little Crab Spider. She went rogue long ago AFTER pummelling Lord Recluse in the future and letting him know "I do what I WANT around here or else!"

1) Tessa has completed so many Statesman TFs that when she show s up on one Lord Recluse just helps destroy the towers and surrenders

2) Tessa has defeated so many Elite Bosses and AVs that the rumor is Issue 20 will include a new Villain type .. the Elite ArcheVillain just to give her a little more of a challenge

3) Tessa calls Chuck Norris twice a week just to listen to the way he squirms when she is on the phone

4) Tessa and Blue Steel hang out together. (And spend most of that time intimidating Chuck Norris).

5) hehehe Okay so Tess is about 5' 5" tall and blasts away at anything that moves from distance (I set her up as a BLASTER with almost no melee attacks). She is a MasterMind-ette with three different spiders groups to summon .. which means she always has at least one out adding damage. She is a Damage machine but cute and very friendly.. Except to Chuck Norris that part was true

My main Ukase Rex is so awesome that when he misses a day of playing, he has to see Ms. Liberty and be re-trained.

Ukase Rex is so awesome that he can tank at +2/8 for more than 12 seconds.
Ukase Rex is so awesome, that when he takes a shower, it takes 35 minutes before his feet get wet.
Ukase Rex is so awesome, he had 899 badges before going rogue.
Ukase Rex is so awesome, on May 1st, he only had 332 badges.
Ukase Rex is so awesome, his likeness is on every server. (except European servers)