Want:

Ahem! You asked for it.

Let's see if I can remember all this...

If I had a sash
How I'd dash!
How I'd sing!
'Bout my really wide belt
And its long, dangly thing!

I wouldn't care if it cropped
Through my waste
Or my thighs.
I'd pretend all the laughs
Were just envious sighs.

Oh if I had a sash
How hap-happy I'd be!
I'd never use Light Form
So my teammates could see
Just how spiffy I looked
From the mission's front door
To the spot
Where I died,
Lying splat! on the floor!

(Anybody got a wakie?)

So gives us our sashes,
We wants them today!
We're feeling quite naked
Plunging into the fray
Without wide bolts of cloth
To cover our middles

Come on, show us some love!
Can't we have just a little?

:: puppy dog eyes ::

Something a little more sig-sized, then?


I like big belts and I cannot lie.
You other khelds can't deny
That it looks real hot
When it's tied in a knot
And the end hangs by your thigh!

awwwesome!