Inspired by today's revelations on Incarnates...

Okay, I don't know what prompted this, but I wrote it in about in five minutes. (It actually took longer to find the original lyrics...)

"INCARNATES!"
(To the tune of "Weird Science")

Just when we thought we were through
With the content we could do
We're mistaken
Oooh, Incarnates!

Nictus fragments, DNA
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
All come into play
We're makin'

Incarnates!
Things we've never seen before
Behind PS doors
Blood and sweat and tears to bring us
Incarnates!
Not what Silos said to do
Prophecies come true
Extra levels, more slots

Incarnates!
Nictus fragments, DNA
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Keystones
My character - is it here?
It's my character
Ooh, my character
It's my character

Incarnates!

Incarnates!
Not just States and Recluse, see
Hidden wells and paths
Past level 50
We're makin'

Incarnates!
Time travel and coming storms
More is now the norm
Something different
We're makin'
Incarnates!
Tales and myths from legends past
Genesis and Stance
As we take a chance in making

Incarnates!
Shards that go in recipes
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Keystones
My character - is it here?
It's my character
Can't wait to go
No trades or purchase
No farming gold
Just playing content
Can't wait to go
Can't wait to go

Just when we thought we were through
With the content we could do
We're mistaken
Oooh, Incarnates!

Time travel and coming storms
More is now the norm
Incarnates!
Things we've never seen before
Behind PS doors
Incarnates!
Not what Silos said to do

Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Keystones
My character - is it here?
It's my character
Can't wait to go
No trades or purchase
No farming gold
Just playing content
Can't wait to go
It's my character
It's my character
Ooh! My character
It's my character
It's my character

Just when we thought we were through
With the content we could do
We're mistaken
Ooh, Incarnates!

Incarnates! ooo!
Keystones, Matter Gr'ai
Incarnates!

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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"Holiday In Praetoria"

So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back there your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the ghouls feel cold
And the tunnels got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear

It's a holiday in Praetoria
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Praetoria
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss *** while you *****
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bottle of enriche a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your mind is read by a flake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son

Is a holiday in Praetoria
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Praetoria
Where you'll kiss *** or crack

Des-pot, des-pot, des-pot, des-pot, [etc]

And it's a holiday in Praetoria
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Praetoria
Where the tunnels got so much soul




Inspired by a comment someone made in the Cape radio global channel. He was right, the lyrics hardly need changing at all.

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Winner of Players' Choice Best Villainous Arc 2010: Fear and Loathing on Striga; ID #350522

Like I said, no idea why I thought of this, it just seemed like the thing to do.

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite

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What a wonderful song, Miss D_R!

+10 Interwebz for ya!

(*huggles Miss D_R and then flies away to rescue Statesman from a tree ... again! *)

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AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!

Michelle is so talented

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*Awaits for SteelClaw*

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waits for the music video.....

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The hard things I can do--- The impossible just take a little bit longer.

If numbers are so much more important than a teammate who is fun to play with, forget about the game altogether and go play with a calculator instead. -Claws and Effect-

To the tune of Dream Evil's In the Fires of the Sun

My inner power is released
My powers touched by epic win
In this city we've revived
Now the time has come for our first...

Alpha Slot!
Alpha Slot!

With Incarnate power one
We will have our fun
With the 50's we have done right
Our hands will part the skies
The Storm will realize
Like Gods we will become

We've been in the shadows of two beings
One for good, and one for not
They are no longer alone
For we are gods, we will not fear them!

Unlocked!
Alpha Slot!

With Incarnate power one
We will have our fun
With the 50's we have done right
Our hands will part the skies
The Storm will realize
Like Gods we will become!

(Epic freaking guitar solo here)

You can hear, we outcry: the Alpha Slot is nigh!
You can hear, we outcry: the Alpha Slot is mine!

The Alpha Slot is mine!

With Incarnate power one
We will have our fun
With the Alpha Slot we'll rise
Our powers scorch the skies
You now realize
Like Gods we have become!

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Had to.

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My guides:Dark Melee/Dark Armor/Soul Mastery, Illusion Control/Kinetics/Primal Forces Mastery, Electric Armor
"Dark Armor is a complete waste as a tanking set."