Just don't move to a trailer park in the midwest. I live in constant fear of being hit my a tornadoe as there is a trailer park not even 1/2 mile away from my home.
My wife has an interesting theory; it seems that the tornadoes like to follow the highway systems a lot and rarely will hit in the middle of nowhere. I explained to her, that we don't care about the ones that hit in the middle of nowhere because of the fact that it's in the middle of nowhere. She told me to shut up.
*high fives your wife*
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My wife has an interesting theory; it seems that the tornadoes like to follow the highway systems a lot and rarely will hit in the middle of nowhere. I explained to her, that we don't care about the ones that hit in the middle of nowhere because of the fact that it's in the middle of nowhere. She told me to shut up.
*high fives your wife*
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
Repurposed