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Oh I realize I'm late, but this still says it all. *sighs*
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Originally Posted by Demobot
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Originally Posted by Silas
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That's all? Man you gotta get out more.
Space reserved for a super awesome Signature, someday...
>>>
>>> One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up
>>> early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the
>>> towns people were sitting in thier pews and talking about thier lives,
>>> their
>>> families, etc.
>>>
>>> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
>>> screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
>>> frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>>>
>>> Soon everyone was evacuated from the church; except for one elderly
>>> gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious
>>> to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this
>>> confused
>>> Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said,
>>>
>>> "Don't you know who i am?"
>>>
>>> The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>>>
>>> Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>>>
>>> "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>>>
>>> Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid
>>> of
>>> me?"
>>>
>>> The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
>>>
Warning! Must have a sense of humour before reading this! 
Heh cute Felecia.