How to Confuse Your Troll
By
Dartingmace,
Posted on: 2010-08-04 14:16 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Dude yes. XD I loved all of those. Although I am surprised no reference to the jolly green giant was made.
Confuse-A-Troll, from the creators of Confuse-A-Cat!!
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Hahahahahaha loved the last one.. " You do just fine" Very well done.
Trolls are not terribly bright thus making them excellent targets for jokes that will have a hero swinging towards Villain without ever having to do a single mission...
Here are a few ideas on how to confuse your Troll... No, I am not really all that worried about Troll retribution on this... first someone would have to read the post to the Troll... then explain it to them... then explain it again... which will give me more than enough time to put on the plastic-glasses-big nose-and-mustache disguise thereby neatly avoiding them entirely.
* "Say, I know your gang is mostly guys but... would a female Troll be called a Trollop?"
* "Wow man, you're looking blue today..."
* Access his computer and reset all permissions to require Administrator approval for ANYTHING... tell him Administrator is a hero who works out of Peregrine Island.
* Hand him an itemized bill for damages to the Hollows.
* Show him Ye Olde Beastiary where it states quite clearly that Ogres and Trolls are completely different species; tell him to make up his da**ed mind.
* While he is standing in a large grassy area act like he blends in so well you can't see him.
* Ask him how in the heck his gang-mates ever get over to their warehouse missions in Rogue Isles when you NEVER see a Troll outside on any of the islands.
* Ban him from the forums for Trolling... when he protests... ban him again.
* (This is for my peeps... you'll know who you are) Chop off one of his limbs and say "Aw, quit your complaining... you can just stick it back on!"
* Give him a GPS that has been pre-programmed to ONLY give directions to the Zigg.
* Accuse him of only being able to play BlackJack if he's naked... so he can count to 21.
* Advise him his brain scan came back negative.
* Pat him on the back and, in a commiserating tone, advise him that "Stupid is as stupid does... and you do just fine."
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw