baseball? impossible!
Have you any wool?
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You've never seen a baseball sized jawbreaker? They take about two days to take down.|
Originally Posted by Early Girl
baseball? impossible!
Have you any wool? |
No wool here, but plenty of dryer lint.
Can I come over your house to watch WWE Summer Slam?
Sorry, don't have any T.V. stations or PPV channels that would cover it.
Can you pay for me to fly out of this freezing cold southern continent?
"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
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Can I? Probably. Will I? The plan involving a raft drawn by a team of harnessed penguins is much likelier to work. |
Originally Posted by Stormpsych
Can you pay for me to fly out of this freezing cold southern continent?
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So how cold was it, Grandpa?
<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
It was so cold, I was forced to climb into a sleeping bag with your grandma to conserve heat.
why didn't you just turn on the furnace ??
Um, because it's summer time.
Did you pre-order/pre-purchase Going Rogue?
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES I DID! LOOK AT YOUR GREEN EYES! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF MY SUPERIOR BUYING ABILITIES!
Why won't you look at me during?
Reminds me too much of Billy Idol's "Eyes without a Face".
How did you know I really do have green eyes???
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
Stalking you. Also I fondle you in the night. Just FYI.
Who put you up to this?
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I'm on a mission from God.|
Originally Posted by Dark Lost
Who put you up to this?
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Ever eat a pine tree?
<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Only on the weekends.
Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Yes.
Does it need moar bacons?
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Always.
Do you like ketchup with your bacons person below me?
(Curses Early Girl!!! You're too Early!)
Ketchup on most things, is awesome! 
It's it, what is it?
I don't know what it is, but I still find it offensive.
Why do people constantly ignore me?
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If you're like, some kind of intangible ghost or something, you should get used to it.|
Originally Posted by Dark Lost
Why do people constantly ignore me?
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Would you, could you, in a box
Would you, could you, with a fox?
<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
What I do in my personal time is neither yours nor the state of California's concern.
Why did Going Rogue have to disappoint? Why?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
My sharona or your sharona?
Yours.
Have you seen my Velveteen Rabbit?
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Your velveteen rabbit was loved so much that it turned real, ran off into the wild, and got hit by a truck.|
Originally Posted by Early Girl
Have you seen my Velveteen Rabbit?
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You see the swang she put on those badgers?
<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
She put what on a what?
Do you wanna date my avatar?
Probably not.
Where do kids come from ?
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Goats.|
Originally Posted by InsanityPeak
Where do kids come from ?
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Where do babies come from?
<《 New Colchis / Guides / Mission Architect 》>
"At what point do we say, 'You're mucking with our myths'?" - Harlan Ellison
Storks
Do your ears hang low?
3 at the moment.
how long does it take to eat a baseball sized jawbreaker?