Rookery, THE MOVIE!

*Walks through the door, dressed in 1920's film director garb and carrying a magephone.*

Ok, places everyone. We want to start with a wide lens shot and get the entire place with all the people. Catering better have that breakfast table ready on time. Everyone to the set, we are getting ready to roll!

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*rolls past in a film canister*

Wheeeeeee!

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@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

Ah good the cinematographer has arrived.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*Walks in arguing with his agent on his cell phone, then reads his script*

Special effects? I'm in Special effects? Come on, man, how can you do this to me? You promised me top billing, you *******, you-

*Pauses*

I don't give a damn if you owed the studio a favor. You're fired.

*Hangs up*

Special effects.

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Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

*Hands Tramontane a box of sparklers, some matches and some glow sticks.*

Hi Tramontane, am afraid we are on a bit of a budget.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*bounds in!*

I'm ready for the snuggle scene with DP!

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *wakes up* I'll be in my trailer.... zzzzzzzzzzzz

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

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Trailer? What is this? This is not how you make a movie!

I need the Puppeh brigade on set, everyone in the Puppeh brigade we need to ready to film the last stand of the Puppeh Fortress.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

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*Throws down his megaphone and beret and stomps around in circles.*

We are over budget and behind schedule!

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

ummm.. our budget was five bucks and a piece of lint. We were over budget the moment Craft Services showed up..

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SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

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Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

Well obviously with the sparklers and glow sticks we didn't have money left over so you were getting paid in catnip Saist.

Neko do we still have the lint at least?

Tramontane you are still on the job! Now stand over there and wave some sparklers around, it's time for the big explosion scene.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

has anybody seen the collection of ribbon bombs and mines I was saving for Becky?

BADDABOOOM!!!!

Nevermind... Special Effects had em...

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*comes out of her trailier covered in ribbions* ...

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

*rolls by again in a slightly different film cannister*

Wheeeeee!

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@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

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Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

Why are we storing the ribbon bombs in my trailer?

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

Because we could only get one trailer and you had to have a trailer. So you get the storage trailer!

*Chases after Becky.*

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

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Ok look, if we only get ONE thing filmed it has to be this. Saist, you are taking out the garbage. And the Puppeh pops up with a gun and says...

"GARBAGE DAY!"

And then he shoots Saist and Saist falls backwards dramatically!

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

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UM...*looks around* hi...is it time for my closeup yet?...

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