very nice Ash
Member of The Stoned Templars
"If you can't eat it or smoke it, I'm not paying $100 for it" - Cherry Cupcakes
It's like soap operas... only more interesting!
(Television switches himself on once again, displaying the familiar bold C of your favorite show.)
Hello and Welcome to C! True Paragon Stories!
Today we tell the story of:
Mr_Squid!
Unholy Union
Aghthugatgalu Squid is the offspring of a mortal man and a voracious sea creature. He was brought up in a quaint seaside village, where he learned all the skills a young hero would need in life. He learned the basics in ink-squirting, suction-cup crawling and the first levels of tentacle slapping from an old friend.
A New Home
After the waters of his hometown grew too dangerous for a young cephalopod, Mr. Squid moved to Paragon City. He enrolled in Mother Mayhem's Abandoned Mental Institution High, where his education in the ways of the sea monster continued.
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" His mother told us in her interview, "Hng'uathua ngrlg'ngh t'krghu fteghn'uiangh-ikh'raghn."
Truer words were never spoken. Mr. Squid did indeed have a rough time among all the land creatures he was forced to associate with. Things were not all bad, though, as Mr Squid sound found his place among the MMAMI High swim team.
Wet Work
After graduation, Mr. Squid had a hard time finding work in Paragon City. Heroes constantly stopped him on the street, trying to beat him into a bloody pulp and calling him 'Coralax.' He eventually found a job protecting underwater lairs from invading submarine fleets. He generally kept out of sight, re-evaluating his life and what it meant to be a Squid.
"I told him that he should be a hero, like his old man." His father confided in us, "People EXPECT you to be a freak of nature. It's part of what makes us such a success."
The Ink of Justice
Mr. Squid took his father's advice and placed his signature on a hero registration. He soon found that he had an unnatural talent for hero work. With the eldritch powers of his mother and quick reflexes of his father, Mr. Squid dominated his foes without even the slightest bit of tentacle fatigue.
He continues to fight crime to this very day, happily being the long, wet, squishy arm of justice.
This has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
Today we tell the story of:
Mr_Squid!
Unholy Union
Aghthugatgalu Squid is the offspring of a mortal man and a voracious sea creature. He was brought up in a quaint seaside village, where he learned all the skills a young hero would need in life. He learned the basics in ink-squirting, suction-cup crawling and the first levels of tentacle slapping from an old friend.
A New Home
After the waters of his hometown grew too dangerous for a young cephalopod, Mr. Squid moved to Paragon City. He enrolled in Mother Mayhem's Abandoned Mental Institution High, where his education in the ways of the sea monster continued.
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" His mother told us in her interview, "Hng'uathua ngrlg'ngh t'krghu fteghn'uiangh-ikh'raghn."
Truer words were never spoken. Mr. Squid did indeed have a rough time among all the land creatures he was forced to associate with. Things were not all bad, though, as Mr Squid sound found his place among the MMAMI High swim team.
Wet Work
After graduation, Mr. Squid had a hard time finding work in Paragon City. Heroes constantly stopped him on the street, trying to beat him into a bloody pulp and calling him 'Coralax.' He eventually found a job protecting underwater lairs from invading submarine fleets. He generally kept out of sight, re-evaluating his life and what it meant to be a Squid.
"I told him that he should be a hero, like his old man." His father confided in us, "People EXPECT you to be a freak of nature. It's part of what makes us such a success."
The Ink of Justice
Mr. Squid took his father's advice and placed his signature on a hero registration. He soon found that he had an unnatural talent for hero work. With the eldritch powers of his mother and quick reflexes of his father, Mr. Squid dominated his foes without even the slightest bit of tentacle fatigue.
He continues to fight crime to this very day, happily being the long, wet, squishy arm of justice.
This has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.
Awesome!
Member of The Stoned Templars
"If you can't eat it or smoke it, I'm not paying $100 for it" - Cherry Cupcakes
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!"
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Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
(Television begins to glow an angry red color as the fuzzy image of a man appears.)
Hello and Welcome to a special revenge edition of C! True Paragon Stories!
Today we tell the story of:
Moderator_08!
Making Eight
It was 1971 when a mysterious mystic power entered into the lives of a special few. Great power was unleashed upon them and weird and horrifying things were born on that cursed night...
Including the dreaded Mod_08.
Mod_08, being born in an era of hellish lights and sound, was a creature of dark intentions. Being not a mortal thing, he had no childhood. Instead, his first act upon our world was to kick some puppies. Eventually, he moved on from professional puppy punting and joined up as a Moderator for city of heroes.
Blah, Blah, Blah. Stuff happened.
Soon he was a terror upon the wilds of Pwnz and the great crusher of quote pyramids. No corner of the forums was free from his inevitable wrath! In his wake you could hear the wailing cries of n00bs, trolls and Cross-posters. Those that bowed to his tyrannical rule were given favors, many times in the form of the most hideous bribe a man can offer...cupcakes.
(What an evil cupcake may look like.)
He was mean to me!
Knowing that I, your always trustworthy Ashcraft, was most definitely NOT a Rikti Spy,(My name even says so, you can't argue with that!) The vicious Mod_08 bestowed upon me a vicious lie in the form of a yellow title.
Such blatant character assassination could not go without reprise. I was forced to take my revenge upon the mightiest of the mighty and strike a blow against the lies and slander of the most despicable Mod_08. So, here before you I stand, in order to say unto all of you this great truth:
Mod_08 is a turd.
As always, this has been your completely human host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
Today we tell the story of:
Moderator_08!
Making Eight
It was 1971 when a mysterious mystic power entered into the lives of a special few. Great power was unleashed upon them and weird and horrifying things were born on that cursed night...
Including the dreaded Mod_08.
Mod_08, being born in an era of hellish lights and sound, was a creature of dark intentions. Being not a mortal thing, he had no childhood. Instead, his first act upon our world was to kick some puppies. Eventually, he moved on from professional puppy punting and joined up as a Moderator for city of heroes.
Blah, Blah, Blah. Stuff happened.
Soon he was a terror upon the wilds of Pwnz and the great crusher of quote pyramids. No corner of the forums was free from his inevitable wrath! In his wake you could hear the wailing cries of n00bs, trolls and Cross-posters. Those that bowed to his tyrannical rule were given favors, many times in the form of the most hideous bribe a man can offer...cupcakes.
(What an evil cupcake may look like.)
He was mean to me!
Knowing that I, your always trustworthy Ashcraft, was most definitely NOT a Rikti Spy,(My name even says so, you can't argue with that!) The vicious Mod_08 bestowed upon me a vicious lie in the form of a yellow title.
(Undeniable Proof that he is indeed a Rikti Spy -Mod08)
Such blatant character assassination could not go without reprise. I was forced to take my revenge upon the mightiest of the mighty and strike a blow against the lies and slander of the most despicable Mod_08. So, here before you I stand, in order to say unto all of you this great truth:
Mod_08 is a turd.
As always, this has been your completely human host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.
ROFLMAO!
Mod 8 Will most def lock this thread now, Ash. But it was sooo much fun!
NVM He won't. He likes this yummy goodness just like we all do.
@AngieB & @Angie B
Ms. Paragon City 2009
"The ingenuity of game players is a formidable force that, if properly directed, can be used to solve a wide range of scientific problems." - Firas Khatib
lol that was good.
Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643
Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.
ok, i <3 that cupcake picture
Best Story Yet!!!
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My post has been desecrated by the horrible 8. I will get my revenge... again!
A Guide to Champion Drama
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Ashcraft been published.
Dear Ash: I love you.
Dear Myself: Check this damn forum more often! TFW2005 is fun yes, but your real home on teh interwebs is here!
Yes, too bad I won't have time to run a report this weekend. I may try and slop something together after the 4th though. ;-) I'll have to decide on my next victim.
A Guide to Champion Drama
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Ashcraft been published.
(Television switches himself on once again, shining silently through the dust in the air.)
Hello and Welcome to a special 'I didn't write anything up for two weeks but now I'm back and you should all shout Hurrah!' episode of C! True Paragon Stories!
Today we tell the story of:
GATTACA!
Combined and Dined
Early in Dr. Aeon's career he invented the UberCombinulator 4000, which had the astounding ability to combine any two objects. After several hours combining foodstuffs to impress his fiance, Dr. Aeon started tossing random objects into the machine to see what monstrosity could be created. After placing a sci-fi movie and a vial of questionable animal dna into the machine, GATTACA was born.
DeoxyriboNucleic Awesome
Growing up in Dr. Aeon's lab gave young GATTACA many opportunities that weren't afforded to other kids in the Rogue Islands. He found he was quite talented in the areas of high-tech engineering, high-tech fabrication and high-tech baking. He got his PHD in Super Awesome SCIENCE! at 'Dr. Aeon's Home School just for GATTACA' and started travelling the world in search of some place where he could make a difference.
Eventually he ended up in King's Row, where he found out that he could beat the living snot out of everyone in the zone, except for Blue Steel. He summarily signed up for the Hero Registry and took to the street, destroying anything that looked at him funny.
20,000 Genes Under the Sea.
After some time spent in Paragon City, GATTACA felt like he was overpowered. He even stopped vandalizing the local neighborhood. He started seeing a therapist. A few weeks later he actually made an appointment to meet with her. After several intense episodes, GATTACA was filled with new life. The therapist instructed him to take up deep-sea pearl diving, more to get him away from her than anything else. This activity had the bonus effect of making GATTACA happier, and less likely to kill innocent bystanders. He told us in a special interview that he was, "Ready once again to take on the world." Then he stabbed the cameraman with a pencil and flew out the open window.
Double Helix Hereafter
GATTACA now represents the pinnacle of all things combinulated. His name is feared by anything that cons as Enemy to his hungry targeting reticle. There may come a day when GATTACA does not roam the streets, spraying grafitti on overpasses and throwing bodies into trees, but that day has not yet come.
As always, this has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
Today we tell the story of:
GATTACA!
Combined and Dined
Early in Dr. Aeon's career he invented the UberCombinulator 4000, which had the astounding ability to combine any two objects. After several hours combining foodstuffs to impress his fiance, Dr. Aeon started tossing random objects into the machine to see what monstrosity could be created. After placing a sci-fi movie and a vial of questionable animal dna into the machine, GATTACA was born.
DeoxyriboNucleic Awesome
Growing up in Dr. Aeon's lab gave young GATTACA many opportunities that weren't afforded to other kids in the Rogue Islands. He found he was quite talented in the areas of high-tech engineering, high-tech fabrication and high-tech baking. He got his PHD in Super Awesome SCIENCE! at 'Dr. Aeon's Home School just for GATTACA' and started travelling the world in search of some place where he could make a difference.
Eventually he ended up in King's Row, where he found out that he could beat the living snot out of everyone in the zone, except for Blue Steel. He summarily signed up for the Hero Registry and took to the street, destroying anything that looked at him funny.
20,000 Genes Under the Sea.
After some time spent in Paragon City, GATTACA felt like he was overpowered. He even stopped vandalizing the local neighborhood. He started seeing a therapist. A few weeks later he actually made an appointment to meet with her. After several intense episodes, GATTACA was filled with new life. The therapist instructed him to take up deep-sea pearl diving, more to get him away from her than anything else. This activity had the bonus effect of making GATTACA happier, and less likely to kill innocent bystanders. He told us in a special interview that he was, "Ready once again to take on the world." Then he stabbed the cameraman with a pencil and flew out the open window.
Double Helix Hereafter
GATTACA now represents the pinnacle of all things combinulated. His name is feared by anything that cons as Enemy to his hungry targeting reticle. There may come a day when GATTACA does not roam the streets, spraying grafitti on overpasses and throwing bodies into trees, but that day has not yet come.
As always, this has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!
A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.
I think he was seein' his therapist like this: 
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
Or like this: *shows picture of Elk Stalker*
lol nice..that squirrel in the cast beter not be one of mine >.<
Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643
Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.
LOL @ Elephants: Larger than the moon!
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LOL @ Elephants: Larger than the moon!
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These comes close!
A Guide to Champion Drama
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Ashcraft been published.
You know, I always wondered if you dropped, Ash, but after reading this thread, I'm pretty sure you do...
"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon
"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight
Um, what did I drop? Did you forget a noun there, Myr?
A Guide to Champion Drama
My Videos
Ashcraft been published.
nice job, keep 'em coming.