Attention devs and plaync execs
By
Aggelakis,
Posted on: 2010-01-22 21:34 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Ahem.
*Straightens tie*
As a licensed official from the crack coding team commonly known to these here forums as the 'Devs', I am hereby authorized to publicly deny any and all claims made by one "Liquid Horatio X, esp." He is the former inmate of a several mental hospitals, and all his claims should be ignored as the ravings of a madman. Irrefutable photo evidence is available here.
However, we recognize that discontent may be brewing among you, our loving and devoted player-base. So that we might appease any and all of you, we offer cakes, pies, cookies, ponies, and a new Going Rogue gameplay video.
Enjoy, and have a good day.
1: It is a historical fact that Saddam Hussein was only caught when they lured him from his spiderhole thanks to the deliciousness of Hostess Fruitpies, a treat so delicious you'd have to be CRAZY to hate them.
2: In Dungeons and Dragons, Hostess Fruitpies are "+5 Fruitpies of Yummy"
3: Hostess Fruitpies are so delicious, that they can be used to stop cosmic level threats such as Galactus, Thanos, and Hitachi, the eater of Souls.
4: The Mythbusters have scientifically proven Hostess Fruitpies to be awesome, thanks to the well known scientific method of "Exploding stuff the [censored] up".
5: What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? What the hell do you think they have? God[censored] REAL FRUIT FILLING.
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