The Newest Praetorian Political Party

Amanda Vines: This is Amanda Vines reporting from the mysterious realm known as Praetoria, the alternate earth realm that is rumored to be the source of much mischief for future villains and heroes. As my fellow reporters from other stations have revealled, there seem to be two major factions dictating the politics of this realm; the Loyalists and the Resistance. I, after much diligent digging, have unearthed yet another faction. The elderly man I am standing next to is a member of this faction. Hello, sir. May I have your name?

Steelclaw's Stooge: No you CAN'T have my name! How the hell did you get in my house?!

AV: It wasn't easy, I can tell you. Why do you have such strong security, sir? Is it because you fear the forces of Tyrant?

SS: No, it's to keep nosey idiots like YOU out! I KNEW I shoulda got a dog... preferably a rabid one!

AV: I heard through the rumor mill that your political party is known as the Solitarians. Do you call yourselves that because you believe you are Solitary in your stand against the other two parties?

SS: No, you half-wit, we call ourselves that because we want to be LEFT ALONE! Is that a camera? That little red light on the front better mean the self-destruct has been activated. If it doesn't then I can rectify that little oversight!

AV: Umm... you may want to step back a little bit Bruno... give the gentleman his ... er... space. In any case, how is the Solitarian party gathering followers? Are you trying to establish a strong voting block?

SS: Voting block? Who the hell gets to vote around here? Listen you ditzy dame, the Solitarians don't stand for freedom. We don't campaign for the right to vote, the right to wear white after labor day or the right to fill our underwear with lime jello. The Solitarians keep to themselves and expect everyone else to DO THE SAME DANGED THING!

AV: Oh, I see. Well, at the very least you have to have formed an opinion about Lord Tyrant.

SS: Oh, I've formed an opinion about Tyrant all right.... would you like to hear it?

AV: (Leaning in excitedly) Oh, Absolutely!

SS: I like Tyrant just fine... for one reason and one reason only... because so far... at least up to this moment... Tyrant ain't come up and knocked on my door or invaded my privacy even ONCE! Now get your mini-skirt wearin' butt off my property before I activate my security system's disintegrator ray!

AV: EEP! Oh dear! This is Amanda Vines of WSPDR reporting the newest faction on Praetoria! Stop pushing me you dreadful old man! Bruno, make sure you get his BAD side! Amanda Vines signing off!

SS: I'll sign you off you little bi.....

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LOL> erm nice interview.

sig says it all

The sig is SO much WIN!

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Originally Posted by Zwillinger GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.

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Originally Posted by Captain_Photon NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

Sounds like an old neighbor of mine....he got this for Halloween.


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