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Did your Dad show you this IG? |
Originally Posted by IdioticGenius
my dad found the entire collection of DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, he's awesome like that |
Here's some Sir Mix-A-Lot.....*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her bacon
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total bacon
I mean her bacon
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so bacon-y
.... we all know the rest, I ain't lazy-- it's just a long hilarious song!
Jessie's Bacon - Rick Springfield
"You know, I wish that I had Jessie's bacon,
I wish that I had Jessie's bacon
I want Jessie's bacon,
Where can I find some breakfast like that, like
Jessie's bacon,
I wish that I had Jessie's bacon,
I want,
I want Jessie's bacon"
in honner of Queen songs on Rock Band
We are the Bacon ( of the world )
Killer Bacon
We will Bacon you
Fat Bacon Girls
Crazy little thing called Bacon
another one bites Bacon
and of course
Bohemian Bacon
"Mama , just took out the pan
turned the burner up to 10
put a pad of butter in....
Mama , i know you just begun
but could you please hurry anyway ..
Mama .. ooohhhhh oooohhh
i'm so hungy i could die
and i'd really like to have bacon this morning
so bacon on, bacon on .. as if it all that matters
Bacon in the Free World - Neil Young
"We got a couple dozen eggs
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Frying pan!
We got department stores
selling premade sammiches
Sold in styrofoam boxes
To them dirty basthiches
Got a man of the people,
says keep that pan hot
Got fuel to burn,
Or them eggs will rot.
Keep my bacon in the free world!
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That tickled the bacon out of me |
Originally Posted by Emmi Blaze
Bed of Bacons(Roses) - Bon Bacon(Bon Jovi)
"I wanna lay you down in a bed of bacons For tonight I'll sleep on a bed of ham I wanna be just as close as your eggs and toast is And lay you down on a bed of bacons" |
Bacons (Changes)- 2-Pac
"I see no bacon, wake up in the mornin' and I ask myself/
Is breakfast worth cookin', should I cook myself?
Tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black/
My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for some bacon to snatch.
Cooks give a damn about a negro/
Fry some bacon with some eggs he's a hero
Give bacon to the kids, who the hell cares/
One less greasy mouth on the welfare
First ship 'em eggs, let 'em deal to brothers/
Give 'em bacon, step back and watch 'em feed each other
It's time to fight back, that's what Huey said/
Two slices of bacon, now Huey's fed
I got love for my brothers/
But we can never go nowhere, less we share (bacon) with each other
And that's how it's supposed to be/
How can the devil feed my brother if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we ate as kids/
But breakfast changed, and that's the way it is."
Props to Ay for a great post!
I'm still thinking...
ok ahead of schedule but oh well,
Bacon Christmas (White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of a Bacon Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the bacontops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sizzling...don't you know.
I'm dreaming of a Bacon Christmas
With every bacon that I fry
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Bacons be alright
I'm dreaming of a Bacon Christmas
With every bacon that I fry
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Bacons be alright
On the bacon (radio) whoo ohh ohh ohh on the bacon (radio) oh oh oh oh
Bacon bless america ..
bacon bless america
lard that we love ..
fry beside us
and guide us
with a side of eggs and pancakes that we love.
He's Got The Whole Bacon in His Pans - Raffi
Land of Bacon - Genesis (later by Disturbed)
"I must've eaten a thousand meals
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
Theyre moving into the street.
Now did you read the news today
They say the breakfast has gone away
But I can see the fires still alight
There burning into the night.
Theres too many men
Too many people
Making too many BLT's
And not much bread to go round
Can't you see
This is a land of bacon?
This is the world we live in
And these are the hams were given
Use them and lets start frying
To make it a place worth eating in."
"Let's Talk About Bacon"
(Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)
Come on
[CHORUS]
Let's talk about bacon, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about baconon the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it'sgreasy have a choice
Pick up the napkins, press firmly, or turn the element off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin
[CHORUS]
Hot to trot, make any man's bacon pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her bacon was boomin'
Crispy, chewy, thick, crazy not greasy
Nothin' she ever fried tasted common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Line cooks, chefs, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a pig alive that she wouldn't get next to
She had it all in the pan so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just bacon, followed next with a check and a note
That last night's bacon was dope
Let's talk about bacon, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about bacon (yum)
Let's talk about bacon(fry it)
Let's talk about bacon (try it)
Let's talk about bacon
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about bacon, all right
[repeat]
(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has bacon
I mean, everybody should be makin' bacon
Come on, how many guys you know make bacon?)
[CHORUS]
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lmao |
Originally Posted by Over_Knight
Bacon bless america ..
bacon bless america lard that we love .. fry beside us and guide us with a side of eggs and pancakes that we love. |
Supermassive Bacon Hole - Muse
"I thought I was a fool for no one
But, ooh, bacon I'm a fool for you"
Head Like a Bacon - Nine Inch Bacons
Over Bacon (Overjoyed)-Stevie Wonder
Over time, I've been cooking my bacon for breakfast/
Just for two, though you never knew you were my reason
I've cooked much too long, for you now to say/
That I've got to throw, my bacon away
Over dreams, I have picked out a perfect menu/
Though you never knew it, was for you I was cooking
The frycook has come, from much too far away/
For you to say cook, breakfast another day
(chorus)
And though you don't believe that it do, bacon makes good food/
For did my dreams, come true when I ate with you
And maybe too if you do believe, you too may bee overjoyed/
Over bacon, over me...
Bacon in the Dark - Dio
"There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a Bacon in the Dark"
Bacon Kisses - Type O Bacon-tive
(Bloody Kisses - Type O Negative)
"Not long ago, but far away.
A rainy winter's day.
All her bacon she kept inside.
Could no longer hide.
No cry for help.
She cooked it herself.
Both eggs & toast could not be saved.
She took them both to the breakfast table"
It's not Bacon - Daughtry
"Let's start bacon
I'll try to cook it right this time around.
It's not bacon
Cuz I dropped the eggs and they're on the ground.
This breakfast is killing me,
But it's the only one.
It's not bacon!"