/noted
"I'm known as 'Mist' to my friends."
"Not surprised - I'd slot more Acc if I was you."
Thank you ladies and germs, I'll be here all week... 
cyn surely if your on their global they'll notice?
Not if I'm hidden
"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"
What are you doing being hidden! Hmmmmmmmm?!
Your forbidden kkthxbai
If you saw the sort of person I have on my global you'd understand why I'd hide
"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"
Would my first guess me correct? If so wth 'said' person doing being on it 
Anyone who knows my Fire/DA brute Dark Mist will now instead know him as Mist, thanks to the wonderful name change option and my old character name becoming free again.
I doubt many will remember him, but just to let you know
"Well, they found my diary today.
They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
spider, brilliant!"