Jane's adventure outside PD (Logs)

((Last night, and odd glitch left Madame Midknight, otherwise known as Jane Darc, under Pocket D, and able to fly about outside. What followed on was some fun RP through the lower window at the Heroes side bar, which I decided to post logs for, because it just had to be done. ))

[Local]Madame Midknight: Help!
[Local]Doctor Ion: ....Oh my.
Madame Midknight knocks on the window.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Uh... don't ..panic miss?
[Local]Doctor Ion: Actually, just between you and me, this is a fair time to start panicking.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I made some jokes about DJ Zero, and...
[Local]Doctor Ion: Ah.
[Local]Doctor Ion: I wonder how tough this glass it...
Madame Midknight knocks on the glass a little.
Doctor Ion knocks on it.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: wow great shot!
Knight-Wolf camrea
[Local]Madame Midknight: I want royalties!
[Local]Doctor Ion: I want a copy for my article.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: you will!
[Local]Doctor Ion: Sweet.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I'm lonely out here...
[Local]Knight-Wolf: how did you get out there?
[Local]Doctor Ion: Okay, now to the serious buisness of rescue.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I made a joke about DJ Zero.
[Local]Doctor Ion: ..actually, I wonder if this stuff is even glass.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: bad thing to do
[Local]Madame Midknight: Yah.
[Local]Madame Midknight: So now, I'm stuck in the abyss.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Hmmm...
[Local]Madame Midknight: On the plus side, if I swung that way, I can fly under the dancefloor and look up girls skirts.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: !
[Local]Doctor Ion: ...You're into that stuff then?
[Local]Madame Midknight: No.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Ah. Not much of a plus then..
[Local]Madame Midknight: That's why I said -if- I swung that way.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I'm trying to be optomistic here!
[Local]Doctor Ion: Ah, sorry.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Well, whatever you do, don't wander off into the void.
[Local]Doctor Ion: And if any Elder-Gods start talking to you, try to ignore them.
[Local]Madame Midknight: It's okay, I play Call of Cuthulu, I know the drill.
[Local]Doctor Ion: They might drive you to the very edge of sanity and appear to not conform to euclydian geometery.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: jump!
[Local]Doctor Ion: No, Don't jump.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Think, worst case scenario. You might not even DIE.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I'd rather not see oblivion.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Chew on that, and I'll see if I can get some help.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: honestly i've did i loads of times
[Local]Madame Midknight: And now look at you.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: fly!
[Local]Madame Midknight: I am flying!
[Local]Knight-Wolf: try and get through the glass
[Local]Madame Midknight: I've tried that, duh.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Hey there...
[Local]Doctor Ion: Any joy?
[Local]Madame Midknight: No joy yet.
Neutrality knocks on the glass.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Jared baby?
[Local]Neutrality: Give me your hat.
[Local]Dark Stone: Aw, Baby...
[Local]Madame Midknight: DJ Zero was mean to me...
[Local]Dark Stone: Why you stuck out there?
[Local]Doctor Ion: I'm starting to think this is serious.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: may as well make an article out of this
[Local]Doctor Ion: Good point.
Dark Stone taps the glass "I could break it?"
[Local]Doctor Ion: Smile for the camera, you look fabulous!
[Local]Madame Midknight: Tried that... it's pretty thick
Neutrality looks at the camera.
[Local]Dark Stone: Thats what she said...
Madame Midknight smules and gives a thumbs up.
[Local]Neutrality: Excuse me
[Local]Knight-Wolf: last one
[Local]Neutrality: Would your camera still be any use to you burnt and thrown from a cliff?
[Local]Dark Stone: Is he taking pics of you?
[Local]Knight-Wolf: maybe
[Local]Dark Stone: No, so Shove it.
[Local]Dark Stone: [censored].
[Local]Knight-Wolf: for the newspaper
[Local]Neutrality: I'd reccomend you stop working for the newspaper
[Local]Doctor Ion: ...Hey wait a second.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Do you see any copies of lost media? Like Godfather 3- The good version?
Madame Midknight does the vulcan hand symbol on the glass. "The needs of the many... outweigh the needs of the few..."
[Local]Doctor Ion: If they're anywhere, it's gonna be out there.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Live long... and prosper...
[Local]Dark Stone: Hey!
[Local]Madame Midknight: Psyche.
[Local]Dark Stone: [censored]...
Dark Stone laughs
[Local]Neutrality: Hurry up and die, Spock.
[Local]Neutrality: I want your hat.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Love you too.
[Local]Dark Stone: Window Kisses?
Dark Stone jams his face up against the window
Neutrality shrugs.
[Local]Neutrality: Insolent heroes.
Madame Midknight kisses the window. "...Eww."
[Local]Dark Stone: Gotcha
Dark Stone grins
[Local]Madame Midknight: Tastes of... ickyness.
[Local]Dark Stone: So... any ideas how to get back
[Local]Madame Midknight: Hey Lyn. And no ideas yet.
Lyn-Legend knocks on the glass.
[Local]Dark Stone: Hmm.
[Local]Doctor Ion: ...You know, I'm starting to wonder if she needs water there or something.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Grab me a crayola and call me tickled pink.
RoseThorne has quit the Super Group
[Local]Dark Stone: Doubtful
[Local]Dark Stone: Shes a Zombie.
Knight-Wolf sniffs
[Local]Doctor Ion: Oh.
[Local]Doctor Ion: ...Well that changes the landscape.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: someone farted!
Dark Stone pushes his hand into his pocket
Doctor Temporis wanders over.
[Local]Dark Stone: Hey doc.
[Local]Doctor Temporis: Evening, Jared, Lyn.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: wow!
[Local]Dark Stone: See what Zero did?
[Local]Doctor Ion: Mhmm?
Madame Midknight waves.
Doctor Temporis peers out of the window. "Hmm."
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Dad, I was getting worried!
[Local]Dark Stone: I'm gonna go have words.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: i smell dead people
[Local]Dark Stone: Back in a Second, Sweetheart
Doctor Temporis smiles to Lyn. "Still moving and ticking. What's Jane doing out there?"
[Local]Madame Midknight: Okay Jared!
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Standing it seems.
[Local]Dark Stone: Zero was 'Mean' apparantly...
[Local]Madame Midknight: Couldn't take a joke.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Man, this is like those 'little girl trapped in a well' stories.
[Local]Doctor Ion: It's a made-for-TV-movie RIGHT here.
Knight-Wolf punshes the glass really hard
[Local]Knight-Wolf: OW!
[Local]Doctor Ion: Easy boy.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: I'm on a quest to try and build some wings for my armour.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Want to help?
[Local]Doctor Temporis: Wings?
[Local]Madame Midknight: Try a can of red bull.
Doctor Temporis ponders. "You're sure they'd suit you?"
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Yeah, for these.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: Doc wings
[Local]Lyn-Legend: I tried, it didn't help.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: And maybe, I'm not sure.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: the wings that controlled a man
[Local]Doctor Ion: ....Shiny.
Dark Stone shunted from elsewhere, bam's into the window
[Local]Madame Midknight: Hey Ellie.
[Local]Dark Stone: [censored]!
[Local]Knight-Wolf: get they flipping wings out of my face!
[Local]Doctor Temporis: Well, I can help with some antigravity technology. Actual thrust-based wings would required you to achieve rather high velocities."
[Local]Miss Ellie: hey Jane
Dark Stone clicks his fingers
[Local]Doctor Ion: This will require cunning, skill and guile.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Well as long as I can seem mechanical and imposing.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Okay... I'm going to try and get back in now....
[Local]Lyn-Legend: You two want to help too?
[Local]Dark Stone: He says he's not up to negotiations baby...
[Local]Doctor Temporis: I suggest more for image than for effect.
[Local]Miss Ellie: hey Sebastian, Lyn
[Local]Madame Midknight: I'm a little busy at the moment...
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Ellie!
[Local]Doctor Temporis: Evening, Eloise.
[Local]Doctor Ion: Then we use brute force.
[Local]Madame Midknight: ... Well, that didn't work.
[Local]Dark Stone: Cant ghost through?
[Local]Miss Ellie: uh. Ellie, Seb.. Ellie. Eloise is the other one
Miss Ellie grins
Doctor Temporis chuckles.
Lyn-Legend places a hand to the glass and pulls back the other to punch it.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I'm going to do it. I'm going to jump!
[Local]Dark Stone: ...
[Local]Dark Stone: Dont you dare go missing.
Doctor Temporis ponders. "This could get a little messy. Fortunate this place isn't pressurised."
[Local]Doctor Ion: Lets see...
[Local]Dark Stone: Because i will find you and deny you spankings.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Jared baby? If I go into absolution, promise me one thing?
[Local]Doctor Ion: Hmmm...
[Local]Dragoness: Hand me a shot of whiskey.
[Local]Dark Stone: I'll feed Boo, dun worry.
[Local]Miss Ellie: hey. How'd you get out there Jane?
[Local]Knight-Wolf: whos boo?
[Local]Madame Midknight: Well, I was going to say kick Zero's [censored].
[Local]Madame Midknight: DJ Zero didn't like a joke I made.
[Local]Dark Stone: Her Rat.
[Local]Dark Stone: Tried that...
[Local]Knight-Wolf: oh rat
[Local]Madame Midknight: Let's do this.
[Local]Dark Stone: I'll try harder.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Leeeeeeerooooyyyyyyy Jennnnnnkinnnnsssssss!
[Local]Dark Stone: Love yah...
Lyn-Legend pulls out a metalic bar from a salvage bag.
[Local]Dark Stone: ... i should hope so...
[Local]Madame Midknight: Hey guys, what're we all staring at?
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Wah!
[Local]Dark Stone: Hey!
[Local]Doctor Ion: Huh.
[Local]Miss Ellie: oh, you're back in!
[Local]Doctor Temporis: Ah, much better.
[Local]Dark Stone: Jane jumped down...
[Local]Doctor Ion: Oh, never mind.
Knight-Wolf faints
[Local]Skullster: .....
[Local]Madame Midknight: She did? Damn crazy.
[Local]Doctor Ion: solved itself.
Dragoness downs her whiskey shot
[Local]Dark Stone: Yeah... im gonna miss her.
[Local]Madame Midknight: me too.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Well I have to go hunt for parts.
[Local]Dark Stone: Sloppy Makeouts?
Knight-Wolf zzzzz
[Local]Madame Midknight: Mmm, sloppy joes.
[Local]Dark Stone: Just as good.
[Local]Knight-Wolf: i'm up!
[Local]Miss Ellie: so. Lyn.. Where've you been hiding!?
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Under the bed.
[Local]Dragoness: Another shot of whiskey, please.
Moon Path orders an orange juice
[Local]Dark Stone: So, Drama's over finally...
Miss Ellie raps on her armour, "Open up"
Madame Midknight gives Jared a hug and a kiss.
Dark Stone hugs
Lyn-Legend presses a button on her armour and changes out of it.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Yeah, that Jane, she's such a dramaqueen. Like an LJ user.
[Local]Dark Stone: Emo?
Miss Ellie grins and jumps on her, giving her a big hug
Lyn-Legend hugs her and places her back on the floor.
Dragoness downs her second shot and shakes her head a bit.
[Local]Miss Ellie: missed you!
[Local]Lyn-Legend: I know, I know, I've been busy.
Moon Path watches Dragoness out of the corner of her eye
[Local]Dark Stone: So what now?
[Local]Madame Midknight: I dunno.
[Local]Miss Ellie: too busy to visit? or answer your door?
Miss Ellie gives her the kitten eyes
[Local]Dark Stone: hmm... Wanna go get something to eat?
[Local]Madame Midknight: Sounds good to me!
Dragoness leans on her elbow and fiddles idly with the empty shot-glass.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Well you'll have a hard time doing that.... I'm.. sorta... living with my guy.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Floating outside made me hungy.
Feyth glances at Rose.
RoseThorne is staring out the window
[Local]Miss Ellie: OH! I heard about that! Tell me verything!
Miss Ellie grins
Knight-Wolf zzzzzz
[Local]Dark Stone: Later, Everyone
[Local]Madame Midknight: We'll see you all later, we're off for food.
Feyth taps Rose gently on the shoulder.
[Local]Lyn-Legend: Take care!
Mesoc mutters to his comm
[Local]Miss Ellie: oh. bye guys!
[Local]Madame Midknight: See you Doc, 'becca.
[Local]Dark Stone: ... thats new
Dragoness looks at the bartender. "Give me a, hmm....eh, surprise me."
Madame Midknight waves.
Rebecca Bradley smiles to Jane.
[Local]Doctor Temporis: You off, Jane?
[Local]Doctor Temporis: See you later.
[Local]Dark Stone: yeah, takeout.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Yeah, need food after floating outside.
[Local]Madame Midknight: Well, not really.
[Local]Doctor Temporis: Try not to get lost again, my dear.
Doctor Ion orders a coffee.
Doctor Temporis smiles to Jane.
[Local]Madame Midknight: I'll keep that in mind!

Ooh.. a glitch! *runs off to look in every nook and cranny*

So that is why GG was quiet last night.

Amusing.

Annoyingly my Paragon Inquirer reporter is stuck outside as well. Just as she has an interview lined up with unsuspecting vict... targets. No, guests. Yes, guests.

No, I'm not giving the names away just yet but a subtle hint would be "the bald and the beautiful".

I hope GM's sort her back inside Pocket D soonish. Otherwise it's going to be a conference call.

And it was a good thing I was sitting when I looked out of the window and saw a hideous tentacle monster flying by. Didn't land on my butt only because I had my tush down already.

To get back, what I did was I ran and jumped into the abyss, and ended up on an invisible platform near a gravity geyser, glitched about a bit, and then ended up by the Heroes side toilets. I think what happened was that I logged Jane out in a place that a wall newly appeared, hence shunting me down to the rocks beneath.