no idea who you are but welcome back 
dam beavers are becoming a health hazard thugh, the amount of beaver kidnappings has increased by 50% in the last 12 months. My chipmunk force is trying to cut down on em for now but to no avail.
look forward to teaming with ya
lol shout out to those who live in Kent (Tunbridge Wells is in Kent)
BOMBHEAD enters stage right and adresses the audience.
Hello peeps!!
("who the bloody hell are you?!", shouts the audience)
Well it has been a long time, i realise that. For some of you that might remember, i played on union for oh...a good 18 months i must of been, and then 12 months ago i just dissapeared.
My cover story is that i was abducted by beavers on a trip to tunbridge wells. For 3 months i was supbected to appaling joke on how the beavers upstream would build dams like noobs, and for the remaining 9 months i was locked in a suitcase, then buried in salt peter (this cover explains the smell...believe me)
If i were to be truthful however, i would say i had some personal issues...computer went pop aswell, oh and then there was the new lady in my life (he shoots!! he scores!!! lol) so i was out doing other things.
Its good to be back tho, im lookin forward to seein Issue 7 and PvP, i just hope some of my old friends are about. But if not im easy to get on with
Have fun peeps, i'll see u in game