Are YOU a PSYCHIC? (Union)


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(The following is posted on advertising billboards and other advertising spaces around the city. The rest of the world, too, is similarly informed in their own languages. Version with images can be found here.)

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Are YOU a PSYCHIC?

1. Have you ever heard someone talking to you, even when no one is around?

2. Do your friends tell you you're 'different'? That you 'know too much' about them?

3. Have you ever responded to a question that no-one else heard?

4. Have you often been asked, 'What are you, a mind reader?'?

5. Do you usually know when someone is lying to you?

6. Have you ever 'seen' an image when someone tells you about what they saw?

7. Are your moods affected by those around you? When someone is upset, do you inexplicably get upset yourself or become upset with them?

8. If someone nearby is being punished, do you feel the pain?

9. Have you thought really hard about someone else doing something, and they suddenly did it?

10. Are any members of your family psychics?


If the answer is 'yes' to any of these questions, the Psychic Network is for you. The Psychic Network is an organisation founded recently by Professor Alfred Bester of Cambridge University. The organisation's aims are threefold:
A) To provide a community for psychics, a place of learning and acceptance without prejudice or fear.
B) To regulate this talent and prevent its use for dishonest or evil purposes, including operations against rogue psychic villains.
C) To learn better control over our abilities - such as no longer hearing thoughts involuntarily. These abilities are then used for the good of all, such as hero work.

Contrary to the expectations of certain elements of the tabloid media, the Psychic Network has no villainous or secret intentions whatsoever. It is also to be noted that the Psychic Network is an international organisation, not a 'super group', and, as such, each member finds their own niche in the world. Such niches include heroing, curing mental illnesses, truth verification in court, commercial and international negotiation work, and searches for missing persons.

Psychics - Psinet is for you. Join today - contact* alfred.bester@psinet.org or the Psychic Network secretary at 5646-774638 (JOIN-PSINET) for details!
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((*This email addy and the phone number are COMPLETELY fictional. If interested, PM me on the forums or send me an in-game message @LukeGUK. Oh, and I'd have had images, but for some reason they're disabled on the forum.))


 

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((sounds like something that would fit my new alt like a glove, i have been a sifting through costumes etc. and i think i have something i like, you wouldn't mind bout a low lvl would ya Alfred?))

((am only looking into a psychic char btw maybe not gonna do it))


 

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Are YOU a PSYCHIC?

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Can't YOU TELL?


Synaesthetix:if your mum wasn't already dead I would go kill her for bringing
you into the world

 

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Are YOU a PSYCHIC?

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Can't YOU TELL?

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Pwned.