Mr.Tanktastic's Greatest Hits

Here are a selection of my greatest hits! More on the way...

'I need a Healer!' Adapted from ‘I need a Hero’ by Bonnie Tyler

Where have all the good Healers gone and where are all my heals?
Here's the great Mr.Tanktastic to fight for what he feels
Isn't there a defender who is full on empathy?
Late at night I try to tank but faceplant and I dream of what I need!

I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be good and he's gotta be fast
and better not be sh1te!
I need a healer!
I need a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta heal soon
And he's gotta heal all of my life
Heal all my life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone blasting me
Racing on the Green Line and super speeding along the street
It's gonna take a Supervillain to knock me off my feet!

I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be good and he's gotta be fast
and better not be sh1te!
I need a healer!
I need a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta heal soon
And he's gotta heal all of my life
Heal all my life

In the Hollows neath the heavens above
Where Outcast lightning strikes at me
I gotta hope that there's someone somewhere healing me
Through the wind and the chill and the pain
and the Circle of Thorns guy in the hood
I can feel his heals like a fire in my blood!

I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be good and he's gotta be fast
and better not be sh1te!
I need a healer!
I need a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta heal soon
And he's gotta heal all of my life
Heal all my life

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'Mr.Tanktastic' Adapted from ‘Mr.Boombastic’ by Shaggy

Mr. Tanktastic!
What you want is some tanktastic romantic fantastic tanker
Tanky!
Mr. Tanky Tanky, Mr. Tanky Tanky mmm girl, Mr. Tanky Tanky
Healer call me Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic, heal me at the back
Healer say I'm Mr. Tank...tastic
say me fantastic, heal me at the back they say
I'm ta... Smooth just like silk
Tough and coddle huge damage up like a quilt
I'm a tanking demon me no take no filth
With my INV/SS physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Villain try to captivate my body put me under a mez spell
With your healy perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young healer who can ring my bell
And I can’t take xp debt so don’t you tell me go to hell

I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank...tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank…tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze healer please
Let me take you to an Striga island and put villains on their knees
You don't feel like dying healer so just hand me the keys
And I'll tank the whole place to set your mind at ease
Don't you forget to heal me ha ha healer please
Don't you play with your nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well you a the peas

I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank...tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank…tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom

Give me your healing pal your healing well good
I want your healing pal give it like you should
Give me your healing pal your healing well good
I want your healing pal you remember the woo
Would like to kick [censored] like the best
Beat my hands like a monkey all over my chest
I'm Tanktastic rated as the best
The best you should get nothing more nothing less
Give me your team invite jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That

I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank...tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank…tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom

Pal your admiration if a tick me from the start
With my aggro attraction pal you know you won’t feel no heat
A man of few word naw you won’t faceplant on the street
Naw go tanker tanker and I no chat pure leet
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow when I’m pi55ed
Come lay down those heals you betta be a good Defender
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my fist
And we will mmm mmm (tank) and go on a sweet after mission bender


I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank...tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says I'm Mr
Tank…tastic
I'm Mr. Tanktastic say me fantastic heal me at the back they says boom
boom
boom

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'We don't need another Hero (CoH style)' Adapted from the Tina Turner song ‘We don’t need another Hero (Thunderdome)’:

Out in the Hollows
Amongst all the wreckage
Can’t make the same mistake this time
We are the only ones left
The last of the team
We are the ones they left behind
And I wonder if the difficulty level is ever gonna change
Living under the fear till only purples and reds remain

We don’t need another hero!
We just need to find the way out!
We’re lost in this damn warehouse!
We just wanna get out!

Looking for something
We can rely on
There’s gotta be a way out up there
Love and compassion
Their day is coming
I’m sure we’ve already been up these stairs
And I wonder if the difficulty level is ever gonna change
Living under the fear till only purples and reds remain

All the team say
We don’t need another hero!
We just need to find the way out!
We’re lost in this damn warehouse!
We just wanna get out!

So what do we do with our lives
Do you we go to Perez Park
Will our story shine like a light
Or end in the dark
Give it all or nothing

We don’t need another hero
We just need to find the way out
We’re lost in this damn warehouse
We just wanna get out!

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'Tank It!' Adapted from Michael Jackson’s ‘Beat It’:

I told you its too hard to grind around here
The don’t like your face, we better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So Tank it, just Tank it

I’m gonna run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna faceplant, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So Tank it, cus I don’t want XP debt!

Just Tank it, Tank it, Tank it, Tank it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just Tank it, Tank it
Just Tank it, Tank it
Just Tank it, Tank it
Just Tank it, Tank it

They're out to get us, better leave while we can
Don't wanna be a Scranker, you wanna be a Tank
You wanna stay alive, I heal as much as I can
So Tank it, just Tank it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they blast you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So Tank it, cus I don’t want XP debt!

Just Tank it, Tank it, Tank it, Tank it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just Tank it, Tank it, Tank it, Tank it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just Tank it, Tank it, Tank it, Tank it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just Tank it, Tank it
Tank it, Tank it, Tank it

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you willing to sing those if i provide the instrumental versions??

text looks good.

keep 'm comming...

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Hero: Star Jewel(50)
Associates: Gemstone; Storm Lock; Star Sparkle; Dawnshade; Lunara; ...more
Enemies: Shadow Vine; Tirana Q; Forte Cadenza; Black Ion; Pursuit; ...more

awesome stuff my tanks description is "this street wise hercules answered bonnie tylers desperate cry for help"

will now make my empaths description "this healer answered mr. tanktastics desperate cry for help"

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nowww i want a song about hidden healer

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