i found that dead funny i cant wait for the boombastic rendition 
He will honor his words; he will definitely carry out his actions. What he promises he will fulfill. He does not care about his bodily self, putting his life and death aside to come forward for another's troubled besiegement. He does not boast about his ability, or shamelessly extol his own virtues. - Sima Qian.
Its funny cause its true
A Paragon Defender
I'm gonna be lookin forward to his next ones .. maybe he'll make an album !! :P
i like the chorus, especially the 3rd and 4th lines
In the words of Bonnie Tyler (if she played a Tanker in CoH)
Where have all the good Healers gone and where are all the heals?
Here's the great Mr.Tanktastic to fight the rising odds
Isn't there a white knight who is full empathy?
Late at night I tank and I faceplant and I dream of what I need!
I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer for the upcoming fight!
he's gotta be good and he's gotta be fast
and better not be sh1te!
I need a healer!
I need a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon
And he's gotta heal all my life
Heal all my life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Supervillain to knock me off my feet!
I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer for the upcoming fight!
he's gotta be good and he's gotta be fast
and better not be sh1te!
I need a healer!
I need a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon
And he's gotta heal all my life
Heal all my life
In the Hollows neath the heavens above
Out where the lightning strikes the sea
I gotta hope that there's someone somewhere watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
and the storm and the flood
I can feel his heals like a fire in my blood!
I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer for the upcoming fight!
he's gotta be good and he's gotta be fast
and better not be sh1te!
I need a healer!
I need a healer for the upcoming fight!
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon
And he's gotta heal all my life
Heal all my life!!!
A-thank you!
Coming soon, my rendition of Shaggy's Mr.Boombastic, retitled Mr.Tanktastic!*
*May not be true