Three Rules of RP we can all agree on... Probably.
By
Aeronaut,
Posted on: 2006-02-03 20:59 in Roleplaying
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When D&D is done right, there's nothing more dangerous to a high level party than a tribe of annoyed kobolds.
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On second thoughts I have to amend this statement:
When D&D is done right, there's nothing, except for the Head of Vecna, that is more dangerous for a high level party than a tribe of annoyed kobolds.
See your Head of Vecna, and raise you a Deck of Many Things , let the party kill itself. 
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See your Head of Vecna, and raise you a Deck of Many Things , let the party kill itself.
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Best. Item. Ever.
Except when the party benefits and trumps the DM's carefully plotted dungeon, dammit.
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See your Head of Vecna, and raise you a Deck of Many Things , let the party kill itself.
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They introduced a Deck of Many Things into Neverwinter Nights. This resulted in delightful and wacky events such as dragons appearing in the OOC room (dragons had the bad habit of inducing enormous, server-wide lag because of such lovely powers as wing buffet doing vast amounts of knockback).
I nerfed the deck so that wyrmlings appeared instead of dragons and I added one or two really nasty cards. Yes, I am an evil DM.
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
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Yes, I am an evil DM.
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Isn't "evil DM" a pleonasm?
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Yes, I am an evil DM.
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Isn't "evil DM" a pleonasm?
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If it was, Syra wouldn't have started the discussion.
(Yes, I had to look-up what a pleonasm was. For those who don't know it's using more words than necessary to get an idea across.)
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
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I nerfed the deck so that wyrmlings appeared instead of dragons and I added one or two really nasty cards. Yes, I am an evil DM.
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You left some of the good ones in? You're just Diet-Evil 
Pft, sod Kobolds; all you need is a ballsy Orc Barbarian and an impressional Wild Mage (Yeah, the DM loved them in Baldur's Gate; converted the class to 3.0).
"But the Orc said it's eyeball was tasty."