Signs the Devs Have Been Replaced...

... by their Evil Praetorian Doubles!

- Villains now get ALL the developer love!

- Sappers no longer drain endurance; they drain experience points.

- The hero tutorial now has the heroes escaping from villainous clutches; in Grandville.

- The Atlas Statue is now unstable and has a 0.01% per minute chance of collapsing and crushing everyone beneath it. This raises to 25% if the words "Costume Contest" appear in the chat window.

- You now get debt for defeats starting at 1st level.

- At 10th level the hospital port no longer works.

- At 20th level you get the new Hardcore Debt system; you die.. have fun making a new character.

- You may now respec your character's AT and power sets. All those taking advantage of this are not allowed access to secondary powers or pool powers.

- The primary villains of the Rogue Isles are redesigned; they now all look suspiciously like Developer photos you've seen in the forums.

- You now get experience points for kicking puppies.

- Two weeks later they nerf puppy farming.

- New badges appear for tripping the elderly, improperly using handicapped parking spots, making lewd comments during costume contests and putting a gas mask over the face of the barfing guy in Pocket D.

- The bathrooms are now accessible; but entering them forces you to play the "Clean the Bowl with a Toothbrush" mini-game.

- When Going Rogue goes live Heroes switching sides to Villains get a permanent experience point bonus of +20%! Villains switching to heroes get a permanent state of Confuse that only allows them to attack their team mates.

- Your initial Atlas Park contact sends you on a hazard zone Fed Ex missions. "Take my laundry to Terra Volta! And tell them not to put so much freakin' starch in it this time!"

- Heroes entering PvP zones have their perception drop to the level of a mole forced to stare at stadium lighting.

- Players are offered life time free memberships if they agree to join the Developer Horde. Once numbers are high enough we march on Cryptic!!

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

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- The Atlas Statue is now unstable and has a 0.01% per minute chance of collapsing and crushing everyone beneath it. This raises to 25% if the words "Costume Contest" appear in the chat window.


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/signed. ^_^

Can this go live now, please?
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Quantum Knight
Level 50 Kinetic/Energy Defender

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"I may," he said with a grin that would have sent sane men scampering for the trees, "have been imagining it."

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- You now get experience points for kicking puppies.

- Two weeks later they nerf puppy farming.

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Nah... not going to say it.

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- When Going Rogue goes live Heroes switching sides to Villains get a permanent experience point bonus of +20%! Villains switching to heroes get a permanent state of Confuse that only allows them to attack their team mates.

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/signed, I can haz?

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