Alternate Dimensions
By
Dark_Respite,
Posted on: 2009-06-22 16:13 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Word of mouth is the way to go for everything..unless their word of mouth is demonstration.
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I've got to stop using image google search to figure out word definitions.
I hate you all now.
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somebody just saw their first ******
<.< >.> <.<
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And now... on with another fine Steelclaw Studios production:
Horror Movie Cliche Universe - While this universe held great promise early in its career it was doomed from the start. Not directly because of the axe/chainsaw/knife wielding psychopaths; but rather due to the sex cliche. As soon as any one attempted to get busy they were murdered. As such this Universe only survived one generation.
Trekky Universe: This one never got off the ground despite the immense popularity of the genre. While interest was huge; the player base could not decide which version of Trek they wanted. Then the Picard vs Kirk debate began once more. Flame wars started on the forum site and the whole thing blew up when someone insisted that Captain Archer could curb stomp any other Captain. Eventually the Star Wars groupies, sensing weakness, invaded and defeated the lot of them.
Accountant Universe: An entire dimension based solely on numbers and balance sheets. The evil embezzlers are draining the coffers dry and only YOU can stop them. Track down the leak and plug it! When the trailer for this game was released at SelfPromotionCon '09 the reviewers were enthusiastic. "That's the best darned sleep I've had in weeks!" gushed one critic.
Dungeons and Dragons Universe: With cloud palaces, giants, dragons and deep caves filled with creatures and treasure, the D&D Universe has a lot to offer the bold adventurer. Indeed, when it began it saw the greatest influx of players in the history of the Dimensional Expansion program. However, the gods that ruled the universe came out with version 2 and the player base scrambled to try out this new bit of fun. Then later they tried version 3. The final insult came when they slapped them with version 3.5. Now what little player base remains dares not actually play their characters since they may very well have to start over again from 1 at any time when their old ones become obsolete. "I've been reincarnated more times than Cleopatra" one player was quoted as saying.
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
I've got to stop using image google search to figure out word definitions.
I hate you all now.