Jelly Beans


Alena

 

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Lay down your Dollar Store Easter jelly beans, my friends. I am here to liberate your sense of taste and show you the true path!

On the 8th day, the Lord created candy, and saw that it was delicious!

50 official flavors, each unique, succulent, and accurate to the taste of their namesake. Many other flavors not in the main mix, such as Sport Beans for the athlete, Sour for the sophisticated palate, and Sugar-Free for the diabetic.

They are pricier than standard quality beans, but the small amount of extra money gives you an infinite improvement in taste and enjoyment.

This post brought to you by a late night/early morning discussion in PinnBadges, in which I learned there are still people in the world unfamiliar with Jelly Belly Jelly Beans!

Also: I'm not advertising for them or anything, I was just showing the website to the people I was discussing them with. But if one is interested in acquiring some of these culinary masterpieces, many grocery stores sell them as well.

My work here is done. Away!


 

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I approve of this yummy message.

But you are an idiot.


@Quarktease
The Unofficial Official of Nothing Official

Proud member of Nites of Darkness/Shut Your Pie Hole

 

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There are people who don't know about Jelly Belly? We truely needed this post.


 

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Jelly beans are bad

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EVIE IN THE FORUMS!

What a momentous occasion!

And you know... I never cared for jelly beans.


 

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Nether missed the Bertie Bott's for the Harry Potter Fans...

Not to mention the unique flavors of mixing select ones together...

I <3 Jelly Belly!


@Titania Lothiriel | Coven of Light / Coven of Shadows | Like Fan Fiction? : Ch.11: Did I Forget to Mention?

 

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And you know... I never cared for jelly beans.

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Shuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!


@Quarktease
The Unofficial Official of Nothing Official

Proud member of Nites of Darkness/Shut Your Pie Hole

 

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And you know... I never cared for jelly beans.

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Shuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!

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This, followed by a Boot to the Head! -thwap-

...note to self...reload on 56-flavor variety bag of jellybeans....


 

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jelly beans ftw


 

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hmmmm.....I seen Jelly beans and started to feel dirty. I wonder why? /e side eye Syphon


 

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What are you doing with jelly beans that makes you feel dirty?


 

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Was there a long string connecting all the jelly beans together?


 

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Was there a long string connecting all the jelly beans together?

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I wish I hadn't read that.


 

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me too


 

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...but we did.... *sigh*


 

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Nether missed the Bertie Bott's for the Harry Potter Fans...

Not to mention the unique flavors of mixing select ones together...

I <3 Jelly Belly!

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I addressed both those points in game.

Also, yes, I am an idiot.


 

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Ive never wanted a thread locked until this point


 

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Ive never wanted a thread locked until this point

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Um why? Because I asked if she had her jelly beans strung like a necklace? I think they would look nice if they were alternating colors..... Not sure what all of you are thinking.


 

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This is Pinnacle we are never sure what we are thinking if we think at all.


 

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no not the necklace thing...pretty much the entire thread did it


 

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Yeah, what were we talkin about again?


 

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Pleasure beads I think..Doh um necklaces


 

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I did say this was going to be bad. Oh, I also said this thread is on the road to lockville.