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Alari_Azure

 

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Was on a respec TF hero side and had a troller who kept asking if these were "auto sk" missions. I was willing to bet he was assuming he would end up getting a respec recipe he could sell instead of the respec itself too. >.>


"You can sit there telling me what's right and wrong by your standards but who tells you what's right and wrong?" - No-one

 

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This stuff is better than the fodder from the now dead Rude Tells thread!



 

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"Where is Steel Canyon? Someone told me I can get another outfit if I go there. Oh and here is the costume shop at when I get there?' <----- 50 Level Controller in the AE building at the time.

I was there helping a friend test her new arc. I didn't check the build but I probably would have either died laughing or from embarassment that someone so messed up was playing my favorite AT. LOL

50 levels and he's JUST going after Costume slot # 2. I wonder how long it was before he found out he could get at least 2 more?


�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon

 

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[Broadcast] <player name 3>: Chuck Norris makes 80m per run

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And nobody even needs to enter the mish. He just stares at the contact until the "Mission Complete" message comes up and he's given inf and tickets for all the critters in the mish.

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Ah but they failed to mention that shortly afterwards Blue Steel arrived, Kick Norris's butt and simply by looking at the AE building everyone in the zone automatically got 100 Million in Influence, a full set of IOs, and Black Scorpion showed up in a cute maid's outfit to serve cookies and milk. LOL

Oh I almost forgot to mention everyone was auto leveled to 50 and all the IO were very rare purples


�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon