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2short2care

 

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The clock at work is not going around fast enough.


 

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It's going tick tick tock tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...


 

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There are too many ticks, not enough tocks.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ullikummis View Post
There are too many ticks, not enough cookies.
I fixed your quote


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ullikummis View Post
There are too many ticks, not enough tocks.
The ticks are what makes it unique.


 

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Yesterday I was that much younger.


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@Portland Underground

 

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Today I don't eat paint thinner.


 

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I have never seen paint fatter.


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@Portland Underground

 

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I have a painting project.


 

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The Peter Principle is alive and well.


 

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Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.


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@Portland Underground

 

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Perhaps Peter Parker picked pecks of pickled peppers for Pepper Pots perfume production.


 

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The word badger amuses me.


 

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Badgers are in the weasel family.


 

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So are ferrets. Ferrets are awesome.


 

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My cat likes ferrets.


 

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My ferrets would torment your cat.


 

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My vacuum cleaner would torment both.


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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My ferrets would hide.


 

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My cat would find them.


 

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I lost my underscore.