Buh?
No you won't, evil-doer! With my super-human strength and invulnerable hide, I shall stop you! For I am The Smasher of Evil, and I will bring you in to justice, you vile criminal!
You and what army? I can control babies to be my henchmen!
((OOC: I JUST made 'The Smasher of Evil' one of my new toons. That's gonna be GREAT. Mutation Tanker - Invulnerable/Super Strength. I'll get a screenshot later...))
"The Smasher of Evil is an Army of ONE! I SMASH EVIL!"
"Masterminding babies into criminal lives is EVIL! I SMASH EVIL!" the Smasher of Evil yells as he runs in and jabs Power's as yet unnamed evil character in the gut. "EVIL - SMASHED!"
I'll hide while I make all the babies go after you and the other hgeroes. You will never fine me!
((OOC: Hmmm, Power, you just got hit in the gut. Your character should be saying something more like .... Hmmmmmfff....you [censored]! It's ok, we can roll with this.))
"There is no hiding from the Smasher of Evil, evil-doer!" the Smasher yelled out. "I SMASH EVIL! I POUND EVIL INTO PULP!"
Oh? Ok, meet me in City Hall I'll be waiting for you.... don't worry there aren't any amburshes.
So I can act like anything uh? even a hero? Well I don't want to I am going to take over the world so there! MUAHAHAH.