Some guys get all the luck.


Acanous_Quietus

 

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I was running with a pug the other day, the group not the dog, and I met a guy named T A N K E R. Real original, I know. Anyway, he had the awesome ability to surround himself with flame. Can you imagine what he must have told his parents when he found out he could do that?

"Look ma, I can light myself on fire!"

I wish I could do that. Hell, almost anything would have gotten a better reaction than what I got from my parents.

"You can make your bones pop out of your body? That's just gross honey. Why don't you just light yourself on fire, like that nice T A N K E R boy?"

Thanks ma, you're a real inspiration.

Sewer Ratt - Spines/Reflex Scrapper


 

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I dunno, being on fire has some negative side effects.
You can't go to the bar, because you're a fire hazard.
You can't take the elevator, because it shuts off in case of fire.
States passed that law a couple years back, so you can't be found within 10 metres of any dumpster.

Impossible to keep an office job.
Great at parties, untill one of the girls there starts hitting on you, you get all hot, then BOOM!
Yeah, also, there's the "Flamer" jokes that never end.


You can't spell Slaughter without laughter

All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.

My thoughts on November 30.

 

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HeheHeheHehe he said Flamer!


I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build

"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad

 

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Then there is the issue of having clothes that don't ignite when you use your powers.


 

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Then there is the issue of having clothes that don't ignite when you use your powers.

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