*burns subpoena*
*superspeeds outta base*
*reprograms base computer to, instead of self distuct, activate party mode*
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
EVERYBODY BREAK DANCE!
*plants bombs around base all set to when i detonate*
..?
*shrugs and detonates Chaotic96*
*goes back to the party*
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
*Dances with Cham*
You've got the MOVES! 
*Spins*
*Backflips*
*Moonwalks*
Cha-cha-cha
*Runs to _Klaw_*
*ring, ring!*
???: (objective classified)
Gassy platypus: got it, man!
*enters corridor*
*sees all of the chaos*
*quietly walks down it, ignoring all the lasers, bombs, and moonwalking, and (classified)*
*Beep beep*
*Reads email*
YES!
They have finally arrived and are ready to be deployed!
*6 Assault bots port into the control room*
Threat detected. Threat detected.
Ahahahahahahaha....
*6 missiles click into their launcher*
....hahahaha...
*6 Chain guns spin up*
...haa...aaaaaa.....hmmmmmm.
*MoG*
*detonates bombs around base*
that was a long walk from the hospital
BOOM! Thread death!
"This secret base will self destruct in 25 seconds. This is not a drill. Please proceed to the nearest secret exit. We apologise for any inconvenience. Aoooooogah Aoooooooogah!"