Good ole Hank... 
Hank is my idol.
Hank is so going to kill your for posting this!
LOLZ 
Why do I think Shortbus isn't going to be seen much for a while.
Gratz Hank your the Liberty Paris Hilton 
LMAO..
I don't even know where to start.
Chief of Domestic Affairs. Bring on the ladies.
@TurboninjaBK
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when i heard the first story she wasn't a ******... things have gotten interesting
I miss Hank.
Interesting facts to know. Even if you dont really want to know them lol
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Interesting facts to know. Even if you dont really want to know them lol
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Fact? No, a joke.
Good roleplaying.
@Tax E - RIP CoH 2012
It is all TRUE!!!
Well based on truth.
Well its the way I remember it.
good times.
MJ you do know this is one of the many ways in which kyle got banned, for repeating a story time over arena.
yeah i don't think she was a ******.
Tell the on about the ****** on vacation!
*gets popcorn*
He was way more graphic, I used subtle hints and suggestions.
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He was way more graphic, I used subtle hints and suggestions.
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Were you the bus driver? 
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Were you the bus driver?
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pretty sure he was talking about kyle...
I never jumped out of helicopters
Wow, this got moved to the RP forum.
I guess they are saying that your life is all a big game Hank.
Chief of Domestic Affairs. Bring on the ladies.
@TurboninjaBK
I11 - The Last Issue
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I never jumped out of helicopters
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Creative license.
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He was way more graphic, I used subtle hints and suggestions.
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Were you the bus driver?
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I have driven a bus.
I have had KFC with Hank.
Any questions?
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He was way more graphic, I used subtle hints and suggestions.
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Were you the bus driver?
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I have driven a bus.
I have had KFC with Hank.
Any questions?
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Not anymore. 
Chief of Domestic Affairs. Bring on the ladies.
@TurboninjaBK
I11 - The Last Issue
oh god! the topic got moved and now i'm posting in the RP forums
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do you feel dirty?
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oh god! the topic got moved and now i'm posting in the RP forums
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I bet Hank will clean you up.
Over the past few months Hank aka Healer Hank, has downed a few too many whiskey shots and let slip these many tales I am going to share with you. They are summarized and edited for television.
Once upon a time Hank joined the Army and learned how to jump out of helicopters and drink (sometimes at the same time).
When he was not jumping out of helicopters he was still drinking and trying to stick his dilness into anything that stood still long enough. His favorite hunting ground was Tijuana, land of BBQ Iguana on a stick, 33 cent Coronas and his favorite "The Donkey Show."
During one of these excursions he picked up a ****** and brought him/her/it back to the commune where he was living (Thats right he was a hippie/killing machine).
Because he was on Army pay he could not afford a bed so they let him sleep in a corner on top of the laundry. Hank wooed his prey to his darkened corner careful maneuvering through the dark maze of the other drunken hippie/killing machines and convinced him/her/it to let him load shells into his/her/its weapon.
Hank proceeded to load him/her/it with great enthusiasm but due to the nature of the constantly shifting laundry Hank was unable to maintain the correct traction. So a fellow hippie/killing machine lent our Uncle Hank a hand and braced Hanks feet against his hairy chest while stroking and kissing Hanks Army toes.
Allowing Hank to conquer more territory.
Next we find our hero on a Friday night, much later in life but still on active duty because he could still count to 10 and which end to fire his weapon from. He had asked over a total GILF (Grandma I like to, well you know) and went all out and spared no expense. Rambo III, some Pabst Blue Ribbon, and a bucket of KFC. Lets just say that the chicken bone wasn't the only one that was swallowed that night.
Lastly we have the time Hank nailed his kids Bus Driver. This was after the Army had no more use for him and let him trick, er recruit others into the Army Minors. So Hank, out of the kindness of his heart (yeah, thats it) and in public service. Nailed Betty the Bus driver while in between rug rat deliveries.
More conquered territory for Uncle Hank.
If you wish to know more, ask Hank. He has plenty.