I died and didn't even know about it?! YOU BASTARDS!
*hits rise of the pheonix, pops all his insp, build up, aim, and infernos everyone*
EDIT: Wait, not only that, but I was the first to lose pointage?! I HATE YOU ALL! 
DOUBLE EDIT: I WAS THE FIRST TO DIE?! OMG! This is what I get for creating a Zombie thread?! What did I do to deserve this?! I'LL REMEMBER THIS YOU JERKS!
Lord Diov: 19
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 13
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 5
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 23
Shot Leo to increase my chances of blowing someone else up!
Healed Ozell because D'AWWWWWHHHH I'm touched.
Aw... Sorry Coldfire... It just... kind of happened like that...
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Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
*Comes out of Phase Shift Snipes Coldfire again* And stay down!
Lord Diov: 19
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 4
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 23
Hit Leo since it seems he's about to go down anyway. *Pstorm keeps O2ing Shane.*
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 3
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 23
oshi-
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 2
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 18
Ozell One: 23
*snipes Leo from a safe distance, calls in an air drop on Grey*
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 21
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 2
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 22
Hal gets one because he's come a long way since I first met him.
Grey loses one because I picked him at random! Just kidding, no I didn't. *revenge* D:
I've also docked myself the point Diov accidentaly gave me when he healed Prodiguy. HONESTY
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 21
Essex: 23 (+1)
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 2
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 21 (-1)
We had a tie for first... decided to flip a coin and whoever won got the heal and the other got a glancing shot. Essex won the coin toss. Completely fair.
Ashes to ashes,
Pheonyx
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"It's good to have friends. Wish I did." - Troy Hickman
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 2
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 22
Consider yourself nullified, yo.
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 1
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 18
Ozell One: 22
*calmly links Leo while everyone else is distracted*
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: SPLATTZED
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 18
Ozell One: 22
You do just realize you shot Ess, right Sov? >.>
Aaaaaanyway, *Atrocity steps on Leo*
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
G T F O M A H K I L L I N S P R E E
*REZ LEO*
Hey, Bear? He called archers pussies.
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 18
Ozell One: 22
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 13
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22
Healed Army of Grey by my Magical Pointy Finger of Randomness.
Blapped Halo Ic.
Uh oh. Diov, better go edit yours to factor in Soviet's stuff.
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
DOH!
Bah, Atrocity splatz is much more entertaining than a plain old arrow.
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
Yeah, but ARROW'D is better than both of 'em.
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22
BLING! Halo
BANG! Soviet
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Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Jokes on you, I popped 10 purples! *Char+Freezing Touch+Ice Patch+Rain of Fire+Blazing Bolt*
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
lol, phase shift.
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
*Ignores Coldfire as he moves to the NEXT VICTEM*
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 15
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 15
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22
BB healed...Because I secretly think that Sludge is the funniest thing to ever happen since Prodiguy.
You were not paying attention when I said that.
Moiread, sorry. My pointy finger of doom has spoken.
ord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 15
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22
FEEL THE POWER OF THE SOVS.
Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 15
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Lord Diov: 19
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 13
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 6
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 22
Shot Lazarus... We can't seem to get the guy to stay down...
Healed Diov. I get a feeling he should be further along than 19...
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.