Something for the ladies: beefcake calendar tryout
By
Aerones,
Posted on: 2006-12-30 10:03 in Multi-Media Fan Creations
Chicks dig bad boys, right? Well, they don't come any badder than Smashmouth! He's every hero's nightmare, and every woman's dream. Tall, dark, and handsome ... no really, he is! You just can't tell because he's wearing his signature mask and chains. And has glowing, red eyes ... And a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth ... And big claws.
But he's handsome, oh yeah. Just trust me on this.
a basic shot (pardon the lighting)
a little closer
in a little better light, doing a little warmup
And because his upper body is mostly covered, here's a special shot just for the calendar
Month: November, if possible. I really don't have a preference.
Positron: "There are no bugs [in City of Heroes], just varying degrees of features."
please stop all off your toons are alot cooler than mine and if cool people keep asking then none cool people like me will never get drawn
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*hefts slightly less-bulging-than-usual nutsack* <;.;> I shall have to scavenge more thoroughly for the cold winter! <T.T>
*chomps a walnut on the way*
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Mist ... I'm not sure that you should be .. .implying anything about bags of nuts in this thread.
*eyes water*
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<;_;> What? They are delicious and filled with protein! Good for you even! <;.;> Does nobody around here like nuts?
A Warrior's Friend: ID 335212 - Help Infernal save Valkyrie from Battle Maiden.
Above Mars Part 1: The Wellington: ID 159769 - Save Mars by destroying a monstrous battleship from the inside!
>.> My DA page, where I attempt to art.
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*hefts slightly less-bulging-than-usual nutsack* <;.;> I shall have to scavenge more thoroughly for the cold winter! <T.T>
*chomps a walnut on the way*
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Mist ... I'm not sure that you should be .. .implying anything about bags of nuts in this thread.
*eyes water*
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<;_;> What? They are delicious and filled with protein! Good for you even! <;.;> Does nobody around here like nuts?
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*crosses legs* 
A Warrior's Friend: ID 335212 - Help Infernal save Valkyrie from Battle Maiden.
Above Mars Part 1: The Wellington: ID 159769 - Save Mars by destroying a monstrous battleship from the inside!
>.> My DA page, where I attempt to art.
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*hefts slightly less-bulging-than-usual nutsack* <;.;> I shall have to scavenge more thoroughly for the cold winter! <T.T>
*chomps a walnut on the way*
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Mist ... I'm not sure that you should be .. .implying anything about bags of nuts in this thread.
*eyes water*
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<;_;> What? They are delicious and filled with protein! Good for you even! <;.;> Does nobody around here like nuts?
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I... like my nuts. But I'm not sharing them (besides, my wife likes them too, and she called dibs back in April.)
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
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please stop all off your toons are alot cooler than mine and if cool people keep asking then none cool people like me will never get drawn
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Now don't worry. I'm going to try and make sure that we get a wide variety of guys in there. And if there's enough of em, a hero side and villain side one. I mean, there are some hotties and then there's some bad boys.
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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please stop all off your toons are alot cooler than mine and if cool people keep asking then none cool people like me will never get drawn
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Now don't worry. I'm going to try and make sure that we get a wide variety of guys in there. And if there's enough of em, a hero side and villain side one. I mean, there are some hotties and then there's some bad boys.
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Hi 
/em Dick Dietrick
No people no... >_<
A Warrior's Friend: ID 335212 - Help Infernal save Valkyrie from Battle Maiden.
Above Mars Part 1: The Wellington: ID 159769 - Save Mars by destroying a monstrous battleship from the inside!
>.> My DA page, where I attempt to art.
Forum Name: Mysterious Flame
Hero: Mysterious Flame
He's 18 enjoys, taking long walks in nature. He enjoys dancing in the rain. He's tall dark and handsome . He stands about 6' 2. He also enjoys days at the beach. He pleases his girl with what ever he can do in his powers. He loves a good time, hes kind of shy and a little mysterious but he is very sweet.
Id like to apply for April if that doesnt work then any month is fine
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../closeside.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...aryu/again.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...aryu/uhhuh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...pharyu/yah.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...pharyu/yup.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...12-41-25-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-38-27.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-38-30.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-41-25.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-42-44.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-42-57.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-43-25.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-43-32.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7-12-43-43.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...yu/mf2back.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...u/mf2front.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...closefront.jpg
I'd like to enter my heroes....
Crestent
1
2
and Star Lad
1
2
3
4
and they will be entered for May since it's my birthday in May and no one has volunteered for it. 
Crestent lvl 50 Mind/Emp Controller http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...cGallary-1.jpg
http://crestent.deviantart.com/
http://www.creyindustries.com/viewhero.php?id=21809
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I'd like to enter my heroes....
Crestent
1
2
and Star Lad
1
2
3
4
and they will be entered for May since it's my birthday in May and no one has volunteered for it.
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Mines in May too, wanna draw straws? 
Crestent lvl 50 Mind/Emp Controller http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...cGallary-1.jpg
http://crestent.deviantart.com/
http://www.creyindustries.com/viewhero.php?id=21809
There'll be a listing No fighting. unless it's with wet towels.
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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There'll be a listing No fighting. unless it's with wet towels.
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lmao!!
well I wouldn't call drawing straws fighting but ok!
*grabs a wet towel*
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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*watches TA as he grabs the towel and shorts out* lol sillt TA
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There'll be a listing No fighting. unless it's with wet towels.
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lmao!!
well I wouldn't call drawing straws fighting but ok!
*grabs a wet towel*
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Mr. Majesty burts out laughing as TA is thrown back about 10 feet and knocked out as he forgets all that electricity arching his body doesn't mix well with a wet towel*
ugg with all of these ultra cool supers i dont stand a chance im doooooooomed
Defeatist attitudes make my job easier!
Now be a good hero and lay your head on the ground so I may place my steeled boot upon it and pose in victory!
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I called May first!
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Then I call May 2-31.
Great looks like I started a small war.
<readies a pillow full of goose feathers>
Crestent lvl 50 Mind/Emp Controller http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...cGallary-1.jpg
http://crestent.deviantart.com/
http://www.creyindustries.com/viewhero.php?id=21809
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Great looks like I started a small war.
<readies a pillow full of goose feathers>
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*sneaks up* <. .> *towel whip*
MEWAHAHAHAHA >.> *runs*
A Warrior's Friend: ID 335212 - Help Infernal save Valkyrie from Battle Maiden.
Above Mars Part 1: The Wellington: ID 159769 - Save Mars by destroying a monstrous battleship from the inside!
>.> My DA page, where I attempt to art.
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Great looks like I started a small war.
<readies a pillow full of goose feathers>
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*sneaks up* <. .> *towel whip*
MEWAHAHAHAHA >.> *runs*
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*Uses laser vision and destoys all towels. Now realizes we're all standing around naked. Puts palm to forehead and mumbles "Crap".*
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Great looks like I started a small war.
<readies a pillow full of goose feathers>
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*sneaks up* <. .> *towel whip*
MEWAHAHAHAHA >.> *runs*
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*Uses laser vision and destoys all towels. Now realizes we're all standing around naked. Puts palm to forehead and mumbles "Crap".*
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..... And that, ladies and gents, is what I'm sorely tempted to present to Brandon.
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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Great looks like I started a small war.
<readies a pillow full of goose feathers>
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*sneaks up* <. .> *towel whip*
MEWAHAHAHAHA >.> *runs*
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*Uses laser vision and destoys all towels. Now realizes we're all standing around naked. Puts palm to forehead and mumbles "Crap".*
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<. .> *crosses hands over crotch* *does the "sideways walk" off camera*
A Warrior's Friend: ID 335212 - Help Infernal save Valkyrie from Battle Maiden.
Above Mars Part 1: The Wellington: ID 159769 - Save Mars by destroying a monstrous battleship from the inside!
>.> My DA page, where I attempt to art.
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*hefts slightly less-bulging-than-usual nutsack* <;.;> I shall have to scavenge more thoroughly for the cold winter! <T.T>
*chomps a walnut on the way*
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Mist ... I'm not sure that you should be .. .implying anything about bags of nuts in this thread.
*eyes water*