Our Magical Christmas Adventure!
By
Aggelakis,
Posted on: 2006-12-20 14:06 in Multi-Media Fan Creations
I am so pleased with this illustrated children's christmas book from the Rogue Isles. You should do its hero companion!
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and Michael Jackson.
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Originally Posted by Dispari
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.
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That...(sniff) was the bestest story ever!!!!(...sob*)
You PERCEIVE what is REAL only as it is strained through your CONSCIOUSNESS....
...but your consciousness is BIASED toward your own sense of IDENTITIY, or SELF.
Hero version, eh?
Well maybe...maybe.
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You should do its hero companion!
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Blah, there's no Statesman to visit :/
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You should do its hero companion!
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Blah, there's no Statesman to visit :/
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Find someone to run the AV mission where you save him...after you save him take pics with States 
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and Michael Jackson.
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QFT
Great story!
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
Repurposed
Possibly next year...
Thanks for your intrest though guys!
Happy Holidays and have a great new year!
I9! Woo!
Psymental & Teslamental's Magical Christmas Adventure
written by Teslamental
One day Psymental suggested we go visit Uncle Recluse in his Spider Tower in Spider City.
"I bet Unckie Recluse gets very lonely in his Spider Tower in Spider City!" Psymental said with a skip and a hop.
"You're right!" I chimed. "We should go and make his holiday extra special!"
"But wait!" I frowned. "Our threat level is too low! We won't be able to travel to Spider City without a travel power!"
Psymental smirked a devious smirk. "Who needs travel powers when Santa can loan us some flying reindeer?"
So with that we grabbed a random Santa toon and asked politely for flying reindeer.
"GIVE US A FLYING REINDEER FATTY!!" I gently cooed.
Santa started crying and pleading for his life, so Psymental took his hat.
Then he pointed and laughed at him.
After we tickled him for a couple hours Santa decided to cooperate. Unfortunetly all the flying reindeers had taken jobs as epic mounts in World of Warcraft, so we stole some jetpacks from a catgirl and a kilted robot bunny.
"Now we can go visit Unckie Recluse!" Psymental cheered.
But to get to Spider City wouldn't be an easy task! Surely the enemies in Spider City would be lvl 60 if the level cap wasn't 50! Could we travel to Spider City in one piece?
Other Villains said we'd never make it.
But we were courageous villains and we'd prove them all wrong!
And with that we waved goodbye to Mercy Island.
We traveled for what seemed like days across the Rogue Isles. Along the way we saw a herd of lowercase e's,
cliffdived for no reason,
attended a snowman birthday party,
and Psymental even got a picture with the poisonous smog in Port Oakes.
We then borrowed (stole) a boat from some colorful sailors (Bob Denver & Alan Hale Jr.) and sailed to Spider City.
And after four weeks of finding the lost city of Atlantis, raising the Titanic, and oh resorting to cannibalisim, we finally made it to Spider City.
"Goly Gee Tesla! We did it! Now we just need to find a way to get into the Spider Tower," said Psymental with a jump and a spin.
"Lets ask that friendly albino cockroach for directions to the tower!" I suggested.
The albino cockroach said to us, "Seriously? I mean...can't you see the giant looming building behind me? All you have to do is...walk to it..."
"Then the game is on!" Psymental said with a backflip and a cartwheel.
With eager anticipation we ran towards the tower...
And were immedietly greeted by Unckie Recluse's kind words about how everyone in the world should have a puppy.
Then we had to wait in line for the teacups...
...Only to find out it had been replaced by the full body cavity search ride.
And then we saw him! Unckie Recluse in the flesh!
"Boy, he sure is a lot bigger and made of stone in person," said Psymental.
We quickly realized this giant statue was a giant statue after four hours of poking it with a stick.
And then we looked up in awe...
"Psymental! There it is! Uncle Recluse's Spider Tower!" I shouted. We then bounded inside singing songs of holiday cheer.
However for some reason Unckie Recluse's Spider Tower was a lot more...horrifically scary than we had originally thought.
Through a tangle of menacing metal hallways and doors we went...deeper into the Labyrinth of Unckie Recluse's home... Until we stood face to face with Recluse himself.
We fell to our knees and pleaded, "Please don't eat us Unckie Recluse!" Unckie Recluse just laughed and roared, "You dare speak to the Lord of Infinite Horror? I should eat you at once!"
Psymental cried out, "We just wanted to visit you for the holidays Unckie Recluse!"
Recluse paused from laughing evily...and his eyes glazed over with tears. "Visit...m-m-me?" he asked.
We both nodded in fear.
Unckie Recluse sniffed, "Nobody ever wants to visit me...and it does get so lonely in my Spider Tower in Spider City." Unckie Recluse smiled a great overlord smile and patted us on the heads. "You two have shown me the true spirit of Christmas! Free ice cream for everyone!"
And with that Unckie Recluse summoned the most grandest Ice Cream Parade that Spider City had ever seen. There were balloons, juggling monkeys...
We even got to meet Ripster from Street Sharks, Chevy Chase, some guy doing laundry with a bunch of giant red chinese fingertraps, and Michael Jackson.
Soon the festivities came to an end and we returned home to Mercy Island. Overall it was a great Christmas Adventure and we can't wait to do it next year! If our left legs ever heal.
The End.