Paragon Times: Burning of Steel Canyon

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So....I wonder what will we be putting out the fire with....

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My stream of Justice. *zip*

Or, you could talk to the fire chief that shows up across the street from the fire and pick up a short-charge fire extinguisher to put out the flames.

Have we figured out what the fire chief's name is yet?

Fire Marshal Bill?

"Fear not, young heroes! I, Fire Marshall Bill Burns, am here to teach you how to control these wild flames of cruel injustice!"

*throws a Super Soaker full of gasoline into the inferno, setting himself on fire*

"First and foremost, do not do that!"

"Don't do what? Sorry, Marshall, I wasn't listening"

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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire....

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What?!

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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire....

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What?!

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We don't need no water, let the....