*coughs kelplisaandnat'skids*
*does know who these characters are, and is laughing hysterically at the moment*
As soon as Lila gets wind of this, there will be an "I told you so." moment before she bursts into about five minutes of incessant giggling.
She will then be distracted by the thought, "I wonder if you can get pigs to really talk?"
Elena a young and slim vampire was exiting a warehouse. She was closely followed by two smaller figures. One was her sister melanie, well close enough. Mel is a tad shorter then el and has short black hair, and is not a vampire. Seconds later a short boy came out. His name adam, his hair...green. Elena knew her sister had some sort of a crush on adam. He was way to shy to ask her on a date though. So elena did what any big sister would do. She took it in her own hands and set up a blind date....if she only knew what the night would bring.
Adam was to be in city hall for sunset. The girls had to hurry to icons and pick up a dress for mel. Lucky for them the first one she tried on was perfect. Short and black with red heels and classy white gloves. A little lipstick and they were on their way! They got there before him, but only by a few minutes.
Melaine: "What if he doesn't like me..?"
Elena:" "Oh he already does! I know these things."
Melanie stumbled forward in her heels and hugged her sister tightly.
Melaine:"Thanks for this.."
El smiled, "Anything for you sis."
The door to city hall opened slowly and El quickly dove behind the counter knocking over the clerk. She popped her head up, still sitting on the angry clerk.
Adam: "Wow...mel? Is that you? You look...really pretty!".
He smiled awkwardly and blushed, mel did the same. Adam scratched his head and suggested they go grab a bite to eat. So they headed off to the nearest resturant, with el close behind. Well pretty close...she jumped into a bush and got stuck then fell out and landed in a mud puddle.
Elena:"God damnit! I just cleaned these pants!" She quickly got up and made her way to the resturant, covered in mud and twigs in her hair.
They picked a semi fancy resturant. It had a variety of foods though. A waiter seated them. El snuck in and saw a balcony above the table her sister was at. She looked down and watched the couple smirking to herself.
Melanie:"So um..adam are you okay with this? If im making you uncomfortable ill leave.."
She stared at her menu.
Adam: "No no no! Your not...I just..didn't expect uhm.."
Melaine:"El made me....Dress like this that is.."
Adam:"Well, it's not bad for you to... I mean, you do look pretty, and... uhm..."
He stares at his menu. . "
Adam:"Oh look they've got...food.."
Mel blushes and looks to her menu too. Elena was to busy smiling she didn't see one of her potion vials slip out of her waist pouch. She caught it at the last moment...but the top popped off and the contents fell down into adam's drink. Mel saw this and looked up to see her stunned sister. She quickly knocked his drink off the table.
Melanie:"Crud im sorry..!"
Adam: "Ack..uh..its...okay."
Elena frowns and dashes outside. Her super sensitive ears picked up someone playing the violin. She found the source. A hobo infront of the resturant. She mugged him of the violin and ran backinside.
El took the bow to the strings and started playing a slow but danceable tune. Some other couples smiled and got up to dance.
Adam looks around.
Adam: "...where's that coming from? I don't see any speakers."
Adam glances at the dancing people. Then turns back to the menu...
Elena extends her foot to dim the lights on their table.
Melaine shrugs and stares at her menu too.
Melaine: " Great the light is going out...."
Adam:" ...I'm gonna get some clam strips and a cheeseburger... ...ack. That's not good."
Melaine: "Hmm I think I'll have the ham and cheese melt"
Adam reaches up and taps the light.
Adam: "...maybe it's just loose..."
Elena accidently slips her foot and the lights turn on full blast. Melaine winces and covers her eyes
Adam tries to tighten the lightbulb, but is startled, and his robotic hand crushes the bulb on accident.
Melanie lets out an Eep! Then eIena stumbles and causes the violin to become a cross bow and sends the bow flying around the room bouncing between tables and finally hits mel in the back of the head.
Adam flops back to his chair with a sigh. "...not feeling stuff in that arm sucks."
Melaine: "Ow!"
Adam" ...what was that?"
Elena curses under her breath.
Melaine:" I don't know...."
Elena sneaks over under the cover of darkness.
Melaine rubs her head
Elena hides under their table.
Adam:" I think this restraunt is haunted or something..."
Elena brushes against mel's leg.
Melaine grabs a candle and lights it with her thumb
Melaine jumps
Adam:" ...something wrong...?"
Melaine: "No nothing...."
Adam:" Besides all the... other... wrong things.. I mean..."
Melaine kicks El under the table.
Elena eeps and smacks her head on the table knocking over the water again.
Adam frowns. The waiter comes over, glares angrily at Adam, then cleans up the mess and brings him a new glass of water, as well as one for Mel.
Adam:" ...I'm not sure I like this place."
Adam looks for something to keep him occupied until the food arrives but, finds... nothing.
Elena sneaks out from under the table, she crushes adam's foot by accident.
Elena sneaks into the kitchen and mugs their waiter.
Melaine:"Oh I brought a gift for you Adam"
Adam blinks, and falls backwards in his chair.
Adam: "Ow! Ack!"
Melaine: "Are you alright Adam?"
Elena covers up her face with a mask of the resturant mascot. Which happens to be a pig.
Adam gets up and picks the chair up, and sits back down.
Adam: "...you didn't have to get me a-... yeah, I'm okay. Weird foot pain."
Elena walks over completely unrecognizable.
Elena says in a muffled tone. "ello! May i take your order?" She winks and nudges her sister.
Melaine: "Umm we already gave our orders."
Adam:" ...yeah..."
Elena:" We..uh..lost them! May i take them again?"
Melaine: "Ham and cheese melt for me"
Elena jots the order down. "And to drink?"
Melaine:" Umm water is fine"
Adam:" ...cheeseburger with fried clam strips instead of fries, and a... uh... just water to drink for me, too."
Melaine leans down
Melaine: Here's your gift Adam
Elena nods. "Alright! ill be back with the food in moments. Let me know if you want anything else."
Elena walks away but falls on her face.
Melaine sets a flower pot on the table
Elena: "Dammnit.."
Adam: "Uhm, okay... what is it...?"
Elena gets up and hurrys to the kitchen.
Melaine: "Hold on take this first"
Melaine hands Adam a cat
Elena accidently opens the door and knocks out the only cook.
Elena: "Oh damn damn!"
Adam blinks at the cat. "...huh?"
Elena runs in and starts to cook their food.
Some vines shoot out of the pot and eat the cat
Adam falls backwards out of his chair again.
Adam: "...what was that?!"
The vines snake out and wrap around Adam
Adam: Aaaaah!
Melaine: "Phew...it liked your gift"
Melaine: "They won't crush you... just give like a big hug"
Adam wriggles. "Vines are sometimes as bad as tentacles! Aaaaah!"
Adam panics anyway, as that's just how he is.
Melaine: "It's not going to hurt you"
Elena walks over full of grease burns and her masks even on fire a little.
Adam gets up and picks up his chair, then sits back down.
Adam:" ...uhm, your... mask is... uh..."
Elena places mels ham and cheese sandwich down.
Adam makes meaningless gestures with his hands.
Elena goes to place adams but sees the plant and screams!
The vines recognize her and slide for Elena
Adam: ...what is that thing, anyway...?
Elena drops the food on the table and tries to run away.
Elena pulls the pot along with her.
Melaine: "It's a plant my mom grows"
Melaine grabs the pot
Adam: "And this is a seed or something for it that grew a bit...?"
Elena hides behind mel, still a little onfire.
Melaine: "Yeah"
Elena: "Any..anything else?"
She speaks in a deep gruff voice trying to disguise her own.
Melaine: "Umm no thanks"
Adam: "...uh, not right now..."
Elena: "ill will..you be having desert?"
Adam: "Dunno.."
Melaine:"They're real good to guard a place"
Elena:"We..we..have a couples special"
Melaine:"What is it?"
Adam:" Uhm, Mel and I aren't... well, we kind of uh... we're... erm.
Elena:"ill get you the special!"
Adam:"okay..."
Elena goes back in the kitchen.
Melaine:"Anyway...."
Elena 's mouth drops.
Adam begins eating. "...want some clam strips...?"
Elena tries to put out the huge fire thats built up in the kitchen.
Melaine:"Mom keeps one of these by the door to catch El sneaking in"
Melaine:"No thanks..."
Elena searches for a fire extinguisher.
Adam:"Ohhh, okay..."
Melaine starts on her sandwich
Adam:" Does it have to eat cats...?"
Melaine:"Just feed it a few mice and water it a lot"
Adam:"Can't it eat, like... fish...?"
Elena finds it and tries to shoot the fire but is holding it wrong and shoots herself.
Adam:" I can get fish..."
Melaine:" I guess that would work"
Adam:" Okay..."
EIena coughs because the place starts to smell and sort of fill with smoke.
Adam:" Anything else I should know...?"
Melaine: Hmm..
Adam looks up at the smoke. "...uhm."
The plant has grown everywhere and is attacking random customers. Picking them up and throwing them into the air, out the windows, and just plain strangling them.
Elena rushes out with a tray, covered in fire extinguisher goop.
Adam:" ..."
Elena plops down a large ice cream sundae with two spoons.
Adam looks around at the chaos. Suddenly finds his food rather interesting.
Elena:" Enjoy!"
Elena: "Oh..my...god.."
Adam: "Uhm... thanks..."
Melaine: "Thank you"
Elena is pulled forcefully into the kitchen kickin and screaming by a rabid vine.
Elena: "noooo!"
Melaine: "Oh yeah if you want to stop it....."
Melaine taps the pot and the vines retreat back in
Adam:" Uhm, got it."
Elena blinks and sighs in relief as the vines dissapear,but then realizes the kitchen and herself are covered in flames.
Melaine leans towards the pot and whispers something
Elena runs screaming out of the kitchen and past their table and jumps into the greeting fountain.
Elena: "ahh..."
All the vines shoot out and go for Elena
Adam blinks at the crazy waiter.
Adam:"Uhm.."
Elena: "Noo! Back vile plant from hell! "
Elena is engulfed by vines.
The smoke alarms start going off and sirens are heard outside. The sprinklers raindown on the customers and their food.
Elena runs back to the kitchen.
Adam: " I thought dates were supposed to make sense or something..."
Because of the sprinklers the plant grows tenfold
A loud boom is heard from the kitchen and the building shakes. The doors to the kitchen blow off and fly past a paniced woman's head.
Adam blinks. "Eeep."
Melaine: "Yeesh...."
Elena stumbles dazed out of the kitchen. The smoke clears... shes black and her hairs sticking straight in the air.
Elena coughs and shakes a little.
Adam looks up at the waiter. "..."
The other customers are running around and screaming. Smoke, flames, and vicious vines are everywhere.
Elena stumbles over to her sister's table and she slaps a paper on it.
Elena: "Here...your...check.."
Adam looks at the now melted ice cream, and the soggy food.
Adam:" ...uhm."
Elena falls and bangs her head on the table, it breaks and falls with her.
Then elena is slowly dragged away by vines...
Melaine: " I don't think we'll be paying...the service here stinks"
Adam: "Yeah...good clam strips, though."
Adam puts down enough money for the clam strips.
Melaine:" Good melts too"
Adam:" Guess we should get going somewhere... dunno where..."
Melaine puts some money down for her sandwich.
Some fire men burst in and start squirting everyone with hoses. Some of them start hacking at the vines with their axes.
Melaine taps the pot and hands Adam his gift.
The building starts to fall apart around them.
Adam takes the pot and gets the door for Mel on the way out. A fireman flies through it seconds later after a vine tosses him.
Melaine: "You can use it to keep your sister out of your room"
Adam:" ...uhm. Okay."
Melaine: "Thanks Adam"
Adamt: "No problem..."
Melaine watches the building collapse even more.
Adam:"..."
The fire men all run out before a giant explosion happens and the rest collapses.
Adam: "Guess, uh, we won't be going there again."
Melaine: "Nope"
Adam scratches his head. "Now, what'd my dad say about after dinner...?"
Elena slowly appears from the alley nearby still on fire. Some firemen spot her and blast her with the firehose. This causes her to go flying back into the alley screaming.
Adam:"uhm. El?. Was that...?"
Melaine:"I have no clue"
Adam:"...anyway, my das said that after dinner is usually... uhm..."
Adam rubs the back of his neck and turns slightly red. "...I don't think we'd cuddle and watch the sunset. Would we...?"
Melaine:"I think we're too young for that."
Adam:" ...I mean... we're... or are we...? Uh... yeah."
Melaine: Want to go watch a movie?
Adam:" Uhm, sure."
Adam and Mel went to the movies....Elena was picked up by an ambulance. They dropped her several times out of the stretcher trying to get her into the back of it. One of the Emt's didn't lock the back door and when they started to drive off it swung open and El slid down to the door, the stretcher slides backwords, her head inches from the pavement. They drove like that to the hospital, el screaming all the way.