Tim: I'm back. Captain Stupid's decided to go fight while I post for both of us, so now on to what I do in my off-time. I enjoy books, music, and the theater. Haywire likes video games, anime, and women (the doctors say he's now recieving all the signals from my libedo, and none of the restraint, some days he's worse than a construction worker). Also, I've been noticing that many threads are little in-character adventures for heroes that can't normally meet. I find that fairly interesting, so if someone would like to start one here, feel free, but other posts will be appearing around it, so try not to get confused. One more thing, my four roommates: Joey "Knuckles" Vespucci, Nick Smith (The Contaminant), Pierce Chadswell (Briar), and Dirk Jones, P.I. (The Detective) will be posting, so other than that, enjoy this thread.
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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John Ballard ran through the Paragon City Bugle's news station, and into the seat in the Studio.
"5...4...3...2...1..."
(funny news music like a typewriter)
"Hello, I am John Ballard of the Paragon city bugle, and this is our first TV broadcast! WOOHOO! So, I am reporting on... *shuffles through papers* Ah, PUPPIES! Well, here is one now. *picks up da cute wittle puppy* You see, puppies are cute... but I think they are trying to take over the world! You see, those big... puppy dog eyes... Ah who am I kiddin'?! I WOVE Puppies! Thank you for watching, I *the TV screen comes up showing a building blowing up* Oh man... well thats all the time we have, thank you!" and he runs to the bathroom.
"Boss, you ok?" said the camera man and walked in... showing no sign of john. He looked in the stalls and found the suit he wears when he is on TV. "Oh, he is experiment again... better find out where he went." and Harry changes into his liquid costume and flys out the window.
The camera paned to the left just as the door opened. A young woman walked out wearing only a towel. Her hair was blue and still a mess from having just been washed. Her skin was pale white. She walked over to her wardrobe on top of it stood a computer monitor and keyboard. This was not unusual most of the flat horizontal surfaces had some type of computer or electronic equipment on them. She took one glance at it and then pulled open a drawer removed some underwear placed them on the wardrobe next to the monitor and then began to remove the towel right before the towel came unwrapped she hit a key on the keyboard and the camera went black.
ahhhhh come on Lilo a male voice rung thru the speakers in her room. How dumb do you think I am? she replied. Well your not dumb, I just thought that you might not notice the camera being active. What do you check it every time you come out of the shower? No it has a big red LED (light emitting diode) on the top of it. O by the way who is watching this? an awkward moment of silence before the male voice replied err
All your fans. Well the smart ones at least. I put up a web page for you. Titled get to know Ls Lilo, live event Friday at 02:00 GMT. Then I commented out the ip address and port number. Cool huh? Lilo responds now with a somewhat angry tone Yes cool very leet of you. Oh if you have any questions ask then now, cause after this little interview is over I am revoking your admin privileges. A now noticeable panicked male voice fill the room. What you cant do that I am doing you a favor here. You said you wanted more of a life. So I brought life to you, You should thank me. Oh and lets not forget that you said you wanted to meet a guy, I bet you there is a guy watching err.. listening right now who is a geek just like you Lilo. Keyboard clicking filled the background. The noise the stopped. Your Uber leet plan failed, Right now there are 8,233 user connected to this server and some guy named Tim posted your super hidden ip in the forums on the web page. O when I said I wanted to meet guys this is not what I meant. Now do you have any real questions or do I just shutdown the server now?
ok, ok I have a bunch of user questions here for you. Let start with this one: Lilo what is your favorite sports team. Lilo laughed as the question was read What ever one is losing, I really dont follow sports I usually just root for the team that is losing I guess I like the underdog
Ok What do you spend your free time on? I like to read a lot I work on computers and program and aside that that not much. I know real interesting, I dont really have a lot of free time right now I am working to change that.
Heres a good one what is our idea of a romantic date? Ok I answer that one, Flying up to the top of one of those tall buildings in steel canyon, lighting a few candles and talking about nothing as the sun set and the stars rose.
Would you ever sleep with a non-super? All right thats it. If you have real questions that dont involve my sex life or sleeping with me post them on the forums. I will answer them after me and Leet geek here have a good long chat. Bye for now.
The camera turns on and lilos smiling face is front and center then with a wave the picture is frozen in time as the words cannot connect to server appear over it.
'ey, I notice Haywire's thread's not doing to shabby. I'm Knuckles, a tanka. Tim thought I should post, so I am. I watch TV a lot, but mostly I go out an' right wrongs and whatnot. I support myself and the rest of da' team on "care packages" from my family. Yeah, I was in da' mafia up in Boston, got somethin' to say about it? Anyway, I found da' otha' posts ratha entatainin', sos I hopes youse'll come up wit' some more.
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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Tim Blake: before I begin this post, I'd like to mention that the other mind in my head is a deranged clockwork, so I'll label our sections with our names.
Haywire: "blah blah blah" is what I'm hearing
Tim: you do know that all of your thoughts are being instantly posted, right?
Haywire: enough talk, let's get on with this.
Tim: we've been thinking, not talking.
Haywire: why did I have to land on you after that hero beat me
Tim: it is rather odd that the gears formed into me, not just around me, maybe they were programmed to do that.
Haywire: I think the readers are asleep, now. you can shut up already.
Tim: Anyway, I was thinking we should show that heroes have lives outside of crime-fighting like anyone else. So, feel free to post what you guys do in your spare time, or just start a friendly conversation. But please, I face enough villains in my everyday life, so don't mention them here.
Haywire: And don't ask for no advice, he sucks at it.
Tim: I'd turn him off, but then I'd be quadropalegic and blind in my right eye.
Haywire: can we go kill things now?
Tim: Idiot...
Haywire: THAT'S IT! YOU DIE NOW!
Tim: We'll be back after I finish explaining to this moron why it's impossible for him to kill me.
(synaptic posting system deactivated)
[B]The Once and Future Official Minister of Awesome[/B]
[I]And don't you forget it.[/I]
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