Teen body official statement?

Oh god, it's true! When the recycle bin is full, the threads will rise to walk to earth!

We must sate its hunger with the quivering flesh of the living!

Yeah with the sliders I don't see a need for teen body types.

GAH! Constantly i am alomost flipping out over all these official messages, only to find the post was made in Spetember! Is it the same person who keeps doing this? The Threadomancer shall die!

First the revival of the Rularuu warning, now this, when will the madness Stop!!!!!