skybert

As Skybert ports back in to see what's all the commotion is all about, he notices a head rolling at him, making his newly cleaned spandex dirty again.

"You shouldn't have done that!" he cries, as he pulls out a slingshot and shoots small pellets at the group where Experiment is standing.

The pellets stick to some of the groupmember's clothes, but they seem all unharmed.

"now, what's the point of that? it didn't even hurt!" says one of the group.
"yeah! grow up!" says another.

Skybert turns away and starts walking. A smug smile can be seen, as he pull out a remotecontrol. A split-second after he presses the button labelled "BOOM", there's several "BOOM"s behind him, as the sticking pellets blow up, one by one, renderring whatever they stuck to incomplete.

Skybert walks in, see Immortal killing Soulstrike.

"This is my chance!" thinks Skybert as he chucks a thermonuclear at Immortal. 2 seconds before blast, Skybert teleports to a safe distance and watches the bright light, wearing ten pairs of sunglasses.

(I'm not breaking any rules here, am I?)

-edit-
anyone surrounding Immortal would have some difficulties surviving as well

please, sir, could I have s'more?


I enjoyed reading this. I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy reading the nbext chapter as well.

you all know about the thing where the binds crash. Like when you hover when moving and fly when standing still thingy. Now, I've improved myself to not use the key-combinations that cause those kinds of problems, but still....

...anyways... one the fly/hover binds I downloaded had a reset.txt-file. The problem is this: I seem unable to create a macro with it. (figured I could have one button to load and one to reset the binds, you see, instead of typing the whole thing over and over. Especially when I really don't have time to type since I'm in battle and such)
What I do is
/macro reset "/bind_load_file c:\coh\moves\reset.txt"
It creates a button. Nice. But when executing that button I get "unknown command /bind_load_file"
I've tried with and without the " ", and I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong. Even tried " " around the word that appears on the button.

I'm thinking I got the macro abit wrong. Or maybe you can't macro binds?

Thanks for any help/clarification on this.

-edit-

d'oh!
I should RTFM. (read the manual, for those that didn't understant that acronym)
The bind I'm using has a built-in off/on function.

...if only I used my head before thinking.

er.... you know what I mean.

Carry on, nothing to see here