lordofallskunks

The monkey ,known as The Gunnin' Monkey, jumps over to expirement to check on him. Upon reaching him he sees several oscilators hovering just above a small building . He pulls out his assault rifle and puts a slug in one just as the others all proceed to electrocute him. Being only a small primate he passes out before he can awaken himself.

Gunnin' Monkey respawns and pulls loose shards of glass from himself. "<BLEEP> Wolf" he says. " <BLEEP> WHY CAN'T I CUSS?" The poor monkeys head explodes from thinking too much. Then that guy from Indiana Jones who eats monkey brains comes and eats his brain. Since he was a superdine crazed monkey the fat dood dies from indiggestion after he plays mini golf eighteen times strait. When he dies he falls in one of those water trap things polluting the water killing every insect in it. When the monkey respawns he is really angry and he says " You are making me very angry. You won't like me when I am angry."

Behind them the hero's hear shouts screams and gunfire. Shortly after all the noise stops. A four foot tall monkey wearing faded blue jeans tucked into his wrapped feet emerges behind him are several skulls full of bullet holes. He looks up, his eyes glowing green, at all the heros. "Well howdo you all do?" he asks in the politist way a primate can.

The Gunnin' Monkey gets angry at Black Violet for killing generations to come of his favorite food. So he puts a slug in her big toe. While running away he sees a hobo lying in a dumpster he shoots him too. All in a days work he thinks to himself.