cyberpup

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    Do they ever want me to stop playing this game?

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    Grumble, grumble, grumble....When the heck am I supposed to be able to play SPORE when it comes out 9/7/08, if they keep this stuff up? Grumble, grumble, grumble
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    Klata Verata Nicktu

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    Oh, my <insert Deity here>, I thought that sounded familiar..... Klaatu Barata Nikto

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    Also on the comic/magic thing, Superman has no defense or resistance to magic.

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    You'd think He'd have enough XP to fix that by this time.
  3. what color were your last girlfriend's hair and teeth?


    Tec the Tractor.
  4. what happens if Crystal Palace doesn't make the point spread this weekend?

    Grand Tetons
  5. What did my gf say at my wedding?

    house of rain.
  6. What happed when I read BadStorm's last post?

    Country ham and biscuits.
  7. What is President Bush's spelling?

    green grass, alas.
  8. What is the worst spoof of Night of the Living Dead ever made by hamsters?

    Zombie Hamsters
  9. Name something that makes less sense than "Military Intelligence".

    Dora the Explorer.
  10. What would the Hoover Dam turn into if it were hit with comic book gamma rays?

    Devil Dogs.
  11. What do 2 gay piano tuners do when they cuddle?

    Peanut butter and squid guts.
  12. What's the worst paint color ever?

    Black powder and Alcohol.
  13. What did Mcgyver use to replace his girlfriends vibrator?

    Dirty diaper pail.
  14. What is my guitar is missing, besides a neck?


    ranger bear
  15. What did robin replace Batman's utility belt with on April 1st?

    Fried chicken and deep fried watermelon.
  16. What do you get when you cross a flame thrower and a flock of black birds?

    Project Orion
  17. What can be used in perfume and as a food topping?

    "Wild Thing" by the Trogs
  18. What team as never lost a match in the Alpha quadrant spaceball league?

    Twinkees
  19. What do you use to teach a potato a lesson?

    Ipod touch
  20. What is the beginning of most blond jokes?

    My friends Tigger and Pooh
  21. What besides a pound of sugar and a tampon and a roll duct tape does mcgyver needs to make a bomb?

    Sandwich Thieving Gremlins
  22. What is KnightofGreen wearing right now?

    Green cheese
  23. Who stood me up st my Senior Prom?

    Huckabee/Colbert '08
  24. What is 3 hole punch's name for the "Money Shot"?

    oatmeal and toast
  25. The sad part is I don't use sound when I play the game, and I would love the visual sounds.....great joke, but oh how it would be nice