I'm sorry, but I think this was one of the funnies posts I've read on this forum. I had to repost for those that missed it. To those who did it was made in reference as to why the devs don't reveal specific details about the next updates too early (well, one theory anyway).
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HOST - Tired of being on the bad side of one of Statesman's mono-syllabic teasing statement? Well, fear not, now you TOO can learn this wonderful art and at a one-time low low cost.
STRANGELY WELL-SPOKEN AUDIENCE MEMBER - That sounds too good to be true!
HOST - Oh, it's not! The art of Statesmanship goes back centuries into the very basic core of human language development. You can tap into this art by by spending just pennies and making a lot of just dollars.
STRANGELY WELL-SPOKEN AUDIENCE MEMBER - Hmmm. Can you give me an example?
HOST - Sure. Let's take a look!
/screen waves back and forth briefly shifting to a living room scene. A woman is sewing in a recliner. A man walks in.
HUSBAND - What's for dinner, baby?
WIFE - Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
HUSBAND - Wow. I had been building it up in my mind and now that I hear what's for dinner I've been let down. I'm going to go have sex with the lady next door.
/snap back to set.
HOST - See. Once the husband knew what he was getting, he didn't want it anymore. That's because anticipation is a powerful human emotion. Once you learn how to keep folks wanting something that they don't know anything about, you have them at your mercy!
STRANGELY WELL-SPOKEN AUDIENCE MEMBER - Wow. I never thought of it that way. But how would that apply to that brief, but beautifully poignant morality tale we just witnessed?
HOST - I'm glad you asked.
/snap back to living room. The woman again sits in a recliner as her husband enters.
MAN - What's for dinner, honey?
WOMAN - Funny you should mention honey.
/brief silence.
MAN - Is it something with honey?
/brief silence.
MAN - Toast? or, uh, aww come on baby what is it?
/brief silence.
MAN - Are we eating breakfast for dinner? Aww man that would be so good right now. Or is it... ummmm ham. I love honey-baked ham? Come on you ahve to tell me.
/brief silence.
WOMAN - I'm kindof thirsty.
MAN - Rushes off to get her something to drink.
/snap to set
HOST - See, it's just that simple. And with our fine product you'll learn how to extend your power indefinitely!
STRANGELY WELL-SPOKEN AUDIENCE MEMBER - Now THAT'S Impossible!
HOST - Is it?
/snap to dinner table. The man is greedily eating meatloaf and mashed potatoes. The woman is similing contently.
MAN - This is great! I love meatloaf. (smack) But I don't taste any honey.
/brief silence.
WOMAN - I didn't say when or where honey would come into play, now did I?
MAN - (with a big grin) Oh, you mean, tonight... upstairs... your headache is gone?
WOMAN - (In a high-pitched sing-songy voice) Now, I didn't SAY that.
The man begins to eat faster.
/snap back to set
HOST - See, you too can use anticipation as an ally. Just send check or money order to
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I went back and gave MrDusk 5 stars for this post.