Vulcanite

Whenever a tank yells out "To Here", what he really means is "everyone follow me and attack random things."

Tomb Guard has been released into the wild blue yonder

may he find a happy home

When you're in Steel Canyon and someone calls for a TP to tailor, TP them right in front of a Tsoo mob with 2 Ancestor Spirits and a Sorcerer, They'll love you forever!!

Someone go visit BaB in Galaxy City, He gets lonely!

No matter how hot 'n heavy the Rikti raid gets, No trainer will ever help you!

Why not take a break! We'll DC you, go enjoy the day!

If your teammates say "pull", let the Blaster snipe 'em - DO NOT pull out your Nem Staff

If you're an Empath Defender you really should not try to solo Frostfire on any difficulty setting.

What food coloring do you use on your eggs?

an orange dry erase marker

Axes Collided

Helpful Birdy

A tank with a bow

lets see how random media player wants to be today...

1) Strange Disease - Prozzak
2) Raise The Roof - Luke
3) I'm Just a Kid - Simple Plan
4) Hold me, thrill me, kiss me - Mel Carter
5) Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie - Michael Peterson
6) Teddy Bear - Red Sovine
6) Polkarama! - Weird Al Yankovic
7) We Will Rock You - Queen
8) Little Man - Alan Jackson
9) Little Deuce Coupe - Beach Boys
10) Three Wooden Crosses - Randy Travis

hehe, my son is a paint peeler, all the doors in his room have big patches without paint

3 Kiddos (all look like daddy: mommy hates it) xD

5yr old daughter Loves PBS shows and her nintendo DS she got for her birthday. Starts school in August (Daddy's scared)

3yr old son is autistic but is getting better. He's a handful. He'll take a 15 minute powernap and be recharged for at least 6hrs. He's also our hospital magnet: broken arm at 1yr old and stuck stuff up his nose twice within a month at about 2yrs

5month old son is just the cutest little daddy's boy around. he don't do much but eat and poop and cry. but he'll flash you his million dollar smile if you want him to.

Why couldn't you hold your bladder in bed?

Fell off the delivery truck

@Vulcanite

Vulcanite lvl45 blaster (fire/fire)
Lady Star lvl40 defender (emp/dark)
Texas Stampede lvl32 tanker (invul/SS)
Tortured Assassin lvl21 scrapper (katana/regen)
Skinny McTwig lvl21 scrapper (dark/SR)
Death Hunt lvl20 blaster (AR/Devices)
Captain Mexico lvl20 defender (Rad/Rad)
Texican lvl17 scrapper (DB/Invul)
Freedom's Answer lvl15 scrapper (MA/WP)
Midnight Lightning lvl11 blaster (Elec/Elec)
Lunar Tempest lvl10 controller (Grav/Storm)
Lonestar Wonder lvl10 blaster (Psy/EM)

...and thats just the 1st page

Dark Blazer
Shadowburn (already ttaken)
Burning Shade

all i can think of off the top of my head

hmm, lemme think

Sleet (taken)*
Hailstorm(taken)*
Icy Weather (availiable)*
Arctic Rain (taken but Polar Rain is availiable)*

I should probably add that i have no idea if any of these are taken

*just checked

What did Fred Durst do it for?

nyquil and a pillow mint

What was the worst invention of the dark ages?

a pair of worn-out oven mitts and a taxidermist

breaker

what color would you unit be if it was caught in a vice?

yellow polka dots

What movie must you watch daily before you can go to sleep?

Jock Itch

What should you never eat out of a dumpster?

Fruit Punch Concentrate

Windfang has been released into the world as of yesterday

Whats the prefered carrying container for a 40oz beer in the hood?

Rechargeable batteries and tylenol