Tiny Bolt

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I heard that in the next (and final) end game content they plan to release is you fighting a jacked up version of Positron. Posi has capped resistance and defense to all types of damage, 1000% debuff resistance, and is perma-phase shifted but can still attack you. His attacks consist of throwing random fruits at you from a giant, non-targetable fruit basket.

When Positron is at 50% health he exclaims that you've obviously PL'd your toons using MA and everyone is instantly dropped back down to level 1, losing all inf and enhancements. 2 minutes later you are booted from the server and issued a 72 hour temp-ban for egregious abuse of playing the game.

If by some stroke of luck you manage to defeat Positron before your account is temp-banned, everyone's reward is the same, a level 1 Damage TO enhancement.

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That'd be funny if it were funny. All this Farming BS, and PLing BS and fearmongering has gotten quite out of hand. And posts like this perpetuate this malarchy.

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Gosh, because he couldn't have been....oh, I don't know...kidding?

Seriously, it was a joke, relax!

Also, lulz Joe. 5 stars.

I know the SF is full, but I'll offer myself up in the off chance someone else cannot show; since this time I will unequivocally be stationed at a computer that will run. If y'all end up needing me, l'll be bringing my therm corr, level 34, ish, maybe, not entirely sure.

tl;drbg (too long; don't read bad grammar), alt list for me, please and thank you.

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Hey! Where are the Fed Ex guys? Eran, are you going to stand for this?!

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Er, what self-respecting delivery man carries the box the right way up? Look at that arrow, it's totally pointing the right way.

I find this fabric to be completely misleading. >.>

Global: @Tiny Bolt
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Height: 5'8"
SG Affiliation: Society of Berets-and to some extent-Mortuary and Illuminati Cookie Pushers
Most Recognizable Server Toon: Not recognizeable really. I guess Little Lady Luck or Cheesemonger.

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yes I am Canadian, now who wants to touch me?

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Pick me, pick me! ...kidding. You know I love ya, Joe.

ChrisMoses, once you choose your patron, you are (currently--hopefully this will change) locked into just that patron, and you are not allowed to respec into another patron's powersets.

Aloha Infinity! It is your friendly neighborhood stormie here to tell you about the greatness that is the new all-stormie sg! It's name be Under the Storm , and we take all stormies, be you a controller or defender! If you are afraid of the greatness that is the storm set, we'll be more than happy to give you a run-around with some ever-helpful tips like, "Watch your anchor so you don't aggro....that....purple...bossyoujustaggro'd. RUN!"

As you can see from the above hint, we are fully capable of teaching How to be a Great Stormie. Mmhmm. You know it!

In all seriousness though...we are just two friends who thought that an all-stormie sg was a fantazmic idea--so we took the idea from those Freedom people and ran before they caught us. So here we stand...proud and short-ish, waiting for YOU to join our humble sg and kick some bootay with us stormie-style.

If this sounds like your cup of tea, then feel free to talk to us at the following global name-thingys. Using the format /t @"fill-in-the-blank-name", Your message telling us how cool we are here. Use the global thingamabobs cause we do not have a website. Yet. *insert evil laughter here*

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@Tiny Bolt

Danke for reading the above message. You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives....wait for it....wait for it....wait!......gosh, you are an impatient one, aren't you?......NOW. Have a nice day Try not to fall over from trying to understand this.