Tekka

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  1. Hey, Tiny, call 911, We've got a bleeder here!
  2. Anyone know when my butt double will arrive?

    ...did i say butt? i meant STUNT! STUNT DOUBLE.

    ....you think i do my own stunts? please.
  3. Hey baby, can i get fries with that shake?

    ...oh, i'm sorry, sir.
  4. Tekka

    In My Pants

    The One in my pants (Shakira)
  5. Underwear on the outside? Please! I don't even wear underwear on the inside!
  6. Have you accepted Lord Recluse as your personal saviour?
  7. Tekka

    And then...

    he put his hands against his face and screamed. and then....
  8. Tekka

    And then...

    Michael Jackson came out in a red jumpsuit, screaming about the choreography.

    "No, no!" he cried in a breathless, effeminate voice. "The only dance moves zombies should know is THRILLER!"

    ...and then...
  9. Tekka

    And then...

    Everyone in town met up at the Gym, but the trainer just kinda stood there watching us deal with it. And then...
  10. Hey ... uh... You play video games, right? I accidently wrote "Mom" upside down.
  11. All you other heroes can't deny...
  12. Does this cape make me look fat?
  13. [ QUOTE ]
    Ok dude, the letters are starting to wear off of your keyboard... go play outside or something!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ...
    ...
    ...
    /cry
    ...
    My husband made fun of my keyboard for just this reason the other day... It's not my fault i like to rub the F and J keys while i'm thinking what to type...
    ...

    Wait, What?

    *AHEM*
    back on topic...

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  14. Lord Nemesis is watching you, <playername>.
  15. Tekka

    And then...

    I showed them what i was lookin'at, and i couldn't get them to leave. And then
  16. Tekka

    And then...

    ..I posted my resume at Monster-dot-com. And then...
  17. Neat! ...that shot gives me vertigo, though. (Not a critique, just an observation). I know it's centred, but becos of the angle it looks off-kilter. Is there more to the room?
  18. Hsssss! An interloper! Spy! Ne'er-do-well! Hssss!
  19. [ QUOTE ]
    Love the forklift!
    What are those forks made from?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    fluorescent lights i think?
  20. Zerge, you rock. That was flippin' inspired.
  21. Le_Blanc, i'm on redside Virtue for that base. I'm on most evenings after 6pm CST, and all day on friday and saturday, near enough hit me up in game @Tekka1
  22. OK this is a functional rather than decorative item...but could the arcane inventions worktable NOT have computery-tech stuff on top of it? Maybe have a small workstation (same size) with potion vials and a mortar/pestle. I want one in my villain base but i couldn't stand the thought of having the tech stuff in a completely natural/arcane temple...
  23. Hehe, I PMed Mod08 about it about 15 minutes ago (right after i said "hey, i'll sticky it too" Mod08 and Ex are gonna fight for credit for the pretty yellow thumbtack now.

    Thanks Mods! <3
  24. Oh yar, posted my temple base tour in the rooms thread, but here's the thing that really makes me grin: Sarcophagi They're 8x carved stone tables overlapped sideways so that the pattern lines up, topped with a single square stone plinth...which are actually rectangular. go fig

    And i built my own massive stone stairs in each corner of the throne room: west stairs , east stairs and a sight of them both, along the north wall.
  25. PM the mods and politely request it. Heck, i'll do it too. can't hurt the chances *grin*