Stunrunner

*walks in barefoot wearing a dirty wifebeater*

Welcome to the party, pal!

*tosses a lemming out a window*

*grabs a handful of lemmings and recreates the Sharks-Detroit Game 3*

Ha HA! Take that, Detroit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*happily munches the Detroit lemmings, which taste of bacon*

*wakes up in a puddle of popcorn and Pop Rocks*

*blinks*

Well, it's Monday somewhere...

*rolls over, goes back to sleep*

*switches on the late night pizza machines, and hits the last movie for the weekend*

*'The Lost Boys' starts on the TV screen*

*opens a 'Tear and Share' bag of Pop Rocks*

*finishes 'FBDO'*

*switches VHS tape*

*starts 'The Breakfast Club'*

*gets a New Coke from the fridge*

*sips*

*spits*

*gets a Coke Classic from the fridge*

*wanders in, wearing Vans and a skinny tie*

*pops the remote to play 'FBDO' for Fedor*

*takes some popcorn*

Lunexis
@Stunrunner
"I WANT TO PLAY A GAME!"

Never tell a pilot the odds.

*walks back in, still with the floppy hairdo*

*hits button, and a big TV with an old VCR drops down from the ceiling*

*remote control snaps out from a sleeve*

*turns on 80's movie marathon, starting with horror comedy 'House' in honor of Fedor's move*

*turns on popcorn machine*

*walks in*

*looks around dark room*

Wow...noon on the West coast, and no Rookery yet.

Hrm. No donuts.

*begins switching on various Rookery machinery and bots*

*ponders programming options*

Hrm. Program 1-9-8-5?

*chooses program, steps back in amazement as neon lights flare on, and Duran Duran's 'Girls on Film' begins blasting from the PA system*

*A Rookery stylebot swoops down, enveloping Stun's head. When it releases him, Stun is left with a Flock of Seagulls haircut.*

Hrm. All this for a donut.

*takes donut, leaves as 'Space Age Love Song' begins playing...*

*walks in*

Och aye. Missed this yesterday.

*sets down a pink cake with a single candle*

Happy Birfdays and all, Vex.

*walks out*

So, have you run screaming out of Pocket D yet?

*walks in with a boombox*

*sets it down, activates the various Rookery machinery and coffeepots*

*waist patiently for a fresh donut*

*takes donut, turns on boombox, plays AC/DC*

*leaves boombox in room, walks out*

*walks in*

*finds himself on the ceiling*

Sigh. What a mess.

*grabs a donut, leaves*

*walks in, wearing large Bermuda shorts and sunglasses*

*finds a deck chair in a nice sunny spot*

*lays back, opens a tanning reflector, relaxes*

*is splashed by an out of control Fedor boat*

*shakes fist and curses in Russian*

Mmmmm...Red Robin cheesesticks...

RIP Mr. Macek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djhsu7WmAz4

*walks in*

*pulls a sombrero and guitar from nowhere*

*dons hat, strums guitar*

*two mariachis pop up from floor and play along*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvM9Y1MJAII

*mariachis disappear*

*grabs a plate loaded with tacos and enchiladas*

*walks out*

Never come home about 3 in the morning with three or four of your drinking buddies saying, '*****, cook us breakfast.'

Just a tip from your Uncle Lar.

Welcome, hero!

*walks in*

*pats the Fedor on the head, as a 'Sorry I almost ated you' gesture*

*goes to the kitchen, and concocts a huge, messy, barbecue tri-tip, bacon, cheddar cheese, mustard, pickle, jalapeno, lettuce and tomato sandvich on a sesame seed roll*

*walks out, dripping barbecue sauce mixed with mustard*

*wanders in, grabs a donut (which happens to have a Fedor in it), and tries to bite it*

*blinks*

*takes cape from mouth, drops Fedor and donut, leaves*

Just wanted to say thanks for the Tanker Tuesday experience! I was on team two, helping out with randoms in PI. Hope the Sister TF went well for team 1!

*wanders in*

Anyone seen the Man from Mars? I think he ate my Cadillac.